The Temple Bar - Knock it off, Beav: UYMFA

[phillyfan26]

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right folks! While the Octagon may be long gone or simply dormant in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighbourhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple bar.....Would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' Friends

 

[No spoken words]

GFY Beav.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm sorry, nobody likes this very much besides me, yet, I'm posting it again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

 

[DaveC]

Originally posted by No spoken words
Granted, it's not a DaveC-style thing, where I tell everyone to fuck off or fuck themselves or fuck you or whatever, but still.

Is this going to be my legacy around here?

 

[No spoken words]

Is this going to be my legacy around here?

It's merely PART of your legacy.

 

[Lila64]

I'm sorry, nobody likes this very much besides me, yet, I'm posting it again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

Who knew Beav had moves like that. Or moobs

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm sorry, nobody likes this very much besides me, yet, I'm posting it again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

If ecstasy could take human form it'd look like technoviking. Lynnok should recruit him on her Annual Christmas Pillage Expedition (ACPE).


I'm not sure if I like technoviking better than that awful 80s video with the shirtless violinist.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm a big Technoviking fan. I like him better than most people found on youtube items. Maybe not as much as this guy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gi7uGdCzKIA

but still.


I aint following Whitey's rule either.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Hey guys. I am eating chocolate cake, but I am not enjoying it

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm a big Technoviking fan. I like him better than most people found on youtube items. Maybe not as much as this guy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gi7uGdCzKIA

but still.


I aint following Whitey's rule either.

Yes. I often talk like that in the shower. True story.

Look up Alexyss K Tyler too. She's brilliant.



You're not enjoying the cake cause it's not German.

 

[No spoken words]

The cake's not really a cake.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

No, I'm not enjoying it because I was craving pound cake with vanilla pudding, but I had to settle for what I had in the fridge

They need to invent a machine that will let me magically conjure whatever I want.

 

[UberBeaver]

I recently realized that the reason I often say "True Story" after I tell a try story is because Michael Corleone says it at his sister's wedding, rght in the beginning. He tells Kaye the whole thing about his father and Luca Brassi getting the signature and then he pauses and says, "That's a true story....that's my famliy, Kaye. That's not me."

 

[No spoken words]

They do. It's called a replicator, and it can be found on the Starship Enterprise.

Can I get a "Picard"!?!?!?

 

[No spoken words]

I recently realized that the reason I often say "True Story" after I tell a try story is because Michael Corleone says it at his sister's wedding, rght in the beginning. He tells Kaye the whole thing about his father and Luca Brassi getting the signature and then he pauses and says, "That's a true story....that's my famliy, Kaye. That's not me."

Please please please do not get me started with quoting this film. It will not stop.

 

[UberBeaver]

Please please please do not get me started with quoting this film. It will not stop.

No, I buy you out, you don't buy me out.

 

[No spoken words]

"Senator....you can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this: nothing. Not even the money for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."

From G-dfather II, but whatever.

 

[No spoken words]

No, I buy you out, you don't buy me out.

Poor Moe Green.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

They do. It's called a replicator, and it can be found on the Starship Enterprise.

Can I get a "Picard"!?!?!?

I think I saw an episode of Star Trek once...

 

[UberBeaver]

I love when he gets whacked. Great death scene right there.

 

[No spoken words]

I think I saw an episode of Star Trek once...

I'll not judge you.

 

[No spoken words]

I love when he gets whacked. Great death scene right there.

"Barzini's dead. So is Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Strachi, Cuneo. Today I settle all Family business, so don't tell me you're innocent, Carlo"

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'll not judge you.

It's not my fault that I'm a girl and have better things to do... like fantasize about Shakira


Wait a second, that's a guy thing isn't it?

 

[UberBeaver]

And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, and that it's not all dollars and cents: She was beautiful; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!


The part in bold is my favorite. I like to think that applies to me, even though I can't stand my voice and I'm not very charming. STFU, I don't need your shit.

 

[No spoken words]

It's not my fault that I'm a girl and have better things to do... like fantasize about Shakira


Wait a second, that's a guy thing isn't it?

What if Shakira were on a space ship? Eating cake.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

That depends, am I on this space ship too? And what is she wearing?

 

[No spoken words]

And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, and that it's not all dollars and cents: She was beautiful; she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!


The part in bold is my favorite. I like to think that apples to me, even though I can't stand my voice and I'm not very charming. STFU, I don't need your shit.

Your voice is worse than nails on a chalkboard, and you're about as charming as Mr. Brau at a Kid A listening party. So, have a sip of GFY juice.

 

[UberBeaver]

What if Shakira were on a space ship? Eating cake.

Replace "space ship" with "me" and "cake" with "me" and I can relate.

 

[No spoken words]

That depends, am I on this space ship too? And what is she wearing?

You're the First Officer, and you're wearing something with sequins.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Replace "space ship" with "me" and "cake" with "me" and I can relate.

I would've said this, but it would've seemed more crude coming from me.