The Temple Bar - Knock it off, Beav: UYMFA

[DaveC]

 

[UberBeaver]

Where is she from that she's the foreign barmaid of the month?

I think it would fit fine in the other thread.

 

[phillyfan26]

Maybe it's an American magazine.

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh. That makes sense. I never really considered Canadians "foreigners" though. They're just like us, only nice.

 

[phillyfan26]

And paler, eh.

 

[DaveC]

Where is she from that she's the foreign barmaid of the month?

The shots were from FHM UK. She worked at a pub in London (that one in the top right, I assume) for a year before she came to school here in Halifax.

 

[Thora]

And paler, eh.

Not all of us are pale!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Dave, since she's a friend of yours, would it be in extremely poor taste for me to say something slightly perverted about her?

Or can I get away with it, given that I'm also a female?

 

[DaveC]

I encourage you to go right ahead.

I've probably thought it myself at some point.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Well I was just looking at that pink thing she's wearing. It looks awfully flimsy, like it could fall off at any moment

So yeah, that's where my mind went

 

[phillyfan26]

My love life sucks, dude.

 

[DaveC]

Well I was just looking at that pink thing she's wearing. It looks awfully flimsy, like it could fall off at any moment

I've seen her in less

 

[phillyfan26]

I don't believe you without photographic evidence.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I've seen her in less

I started to get jealous when I read this, but then I remembered that I have breasts, so I win by default

 

[DaveC]

Weeeellll....

It's not quite what you think.

We played a game of strip poker after the bar last weekend, a few of us.

Suffice to say, she lost.

Boy did I ever win.

 

[phillyfan26]

So, in summary, the score right now is:

DaveC 1
DOL13 1
PF26 0

Fuck you all.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Chin up, you'll get your chance

How old are you, by the way?

 

[phillyfan26]

I'll be 17 in a few weeks.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Yeah, I didn't get any action at that age either.

 

[DaveC]

I did. But only once.

Her little brother walked in on us and told her parents, and then we couldn't see each other anymore unless her parents were in the room.

Then we broke up and I had to wait until I was 18 years old. First year of college. Man, God bless Jill.

 

[phillyfan26]

On an unrelated note, I made this graphic for FYM. I think it will be very useful.

 

[Thora]

 

[UberBeaver]

On an unrelated note, I made this graphic for FYM. I think it will be very useful.

HAHAHA.

Probably goes along way into explaining why your love life is shit and the moment, but it's fantastic nonetheless.

 

[phillyfan26]

That post made me happy and sad at the same time. I think I'm gonna pwn some more n00bs in FYM while crying at the same time.

Oh wait, that's right. I don't cry.

 

[Thora]

This hockey game is fantastic! Just thought I'd let you know.

 

[phillyfan26]

LOL hockey.

Went to my school's hockey game last night. We really suck.

One guy got arrested in the stands though. That was interesting.

 

[DaveC]

This hockey game is fantastic! Just thought I'd let you know.

The 'Nucks game?

I'm watching SNL right now (waiting for Neil Young to come on), but I might switch over. What's the score?

 

[DaveC]

Ooh shootout

ETA: Damn, I love the new Canucks jerseys.

 

[Thora]

Yeah, the Canucks. They lost in the shootout, but it was a phenomenal game. Very exciting!

 

[DaveC]

Yup, I watched the shootout.

Fantastic move by Letang to win it