The Temple Bar - Just 2 stops down the line

[UberBeaver]

Barry Manilow is making me cry with this song.

That's Barry, man. Just let it sink in. Don't fight it. Go with it.

 

[No spoken words]

Jesus, that song hit me right in the soul.

 

[UberBeaver]

The next request is for a limerick. I am strictly a haiku guy.

But, here, scroll down a bit.

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=170584&perpage=15&pagenumber=2

I'm inspired to write a Haiku now:

Who's my ideal man?
Why, it's not a man at all
It's Optimus Prime

You try dealing with
Bumblebee and Jazz all day
See how well you lead

Are you wondering
Which Transformer was the best
It's Devastator

5 rugged robots
Combine and start kicking ass
No one stops that shit

Brilliance. On all levels.

 

[Got Philk?]

You make it sound as though you're about to propose something awful to her.

You realize that it's probably less than 2 hours from the border, right? I think I can get from London to Port Huron in less than 2 hours.

Yeah, but see you don't really know this girl. If I get her at the wrong time, I'll get a "I don't give a fuck what you're saying to me right now so shut your mouth" response. If I get her at the right time, I can work the whole, "April is going" theme, and that might help. See, it's all about placement of the proposal.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Phil and Lies could not be nicer...I did not get to talk to them too much at dinner, but, what little conversation we did have I enjoyed....and I got to see Phil at the concert buying refreshments, which was quick but fun.

Phil and Lies are seriously too for words. And Phil, your girl can rock out to Gloria better than anyone I know.

And Phil is quite tall, which proved extremely helpful when I was stepping over people to get back to my spot in Chicago.

 

[VintagePunk]

Maybe Reg and I can conspire on the title.

How about Superfanfuckingtastic Live Girls Show Featuring Girls of Interference, Lotsa Booze and A Canadian Town That Won't Know What In Fuck Hit It


Hmm, might not all fit, and there's only two usages of the word "fuck".

/back to drawing board

You have to have at least five usages.


I think Beav should write it. And attend. With the other half and the little Beav.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Maybe Reg and I can conspire on the title.

How about Superfanfuckingtastic Live Girls Show Featuring Girls of Interference, Lotsa Booze and A Canadian Town That Won't Know What In Fuck Hit It


Hmm, might not all fit, and there's only two usages of the word "fuck".

/back to drawing board

It's got a promising start though

How about: Girls, Girls, Girls in Londontown!!

However you're really only appealing to the boys and the girls that like girls, so....it needs some work.

 

[Thora]

How about Superfanfuckingtastic Live Girls Show Featuring Girls of Interference, Lotsa Booze and A Canadian Town That Won't Know What In Fuck Hit It

I like the title!

 

[No spoken words]

Brilliance. On all levels.

Coming from you, that's high praise.

 

[greeneyedgirl]

Is it safe to come in?

 

[Got Philk?]

Phil and Lies are seriously too for words. And Phil, your girl can rock out to Gloria better than anyone I know.

And Phil is quite tall, which proved extremely helpful when I was stepping over people to get back to my spot in Chicago.

Um, it's comparable to the original video with Bono bouncing on the barge or whatever he's on in that video.

And yes, I'm tall and wide. I can take up 3 spots and hold them for you if you need a potty break.

 

[No spoken words]

How about: Girls, Girls, Girls in Londontown!!

Such a Crue addict.

 

[VintagePunk]

Barry Manilow is making me cry with this song.

The one I posted?

Were it not for the very specific "Melissa," it would make a perfect wedding song.

The Melissa referred to in it is his friend and fellow performer Melissa Manchester.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You have to have at least five usages.


I think Beav should write it. And attend. With the other half and the little Beav.

We don't want any divorces and scarring of young children, now.


I like Reg's title.


Or, how about Hey, Get Your Asses To London, It'll Be fun

 

[VintagePunk]

Yeah, but see you don't really know this girl. If I get her at the wrong time, I'll get a "I don't give a fuck what you're saying to me right now so shut your mouth" response. If I get her at the right time, I can work the whole, "April is going" theme, and that might help. See, it's all about placement of the proposal.

So wise for a newlywed.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Such a Crue addict.

Yeah, but I did throw in a McCartney reference too...dig a little deeper NSW!! I'm not all hair spray and 'rawk'...well for the most part...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Um, it's comparable to the original video with Bono bouncing on the barge or whatever he's on in that video.

And yes, I'm tall and wide. I can take up 3 spots and hold them for you if you need a potty break.

"2, 3, 4!!!"

 

[VintagePunk]

See? All these brilliant and provocative titles. Mine would have connoted a snoozefest, and no one would have showed up.

GG!!

 

[Got Philk?]

So wise for a newlywed.

And I was born with this wisdom baby.

 

[No spoken words]

Yeah, but I did throw in a McCartney reference too...dig a little deeper NSW!! I'm not all hair spray and 'rawk'...well for the most part...

He says, as Trixter and Poison appear on his Lastfm list. Lord I love lastfm.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

See? All these brilliant and provocative titles. Mine would have connoted a snoozefest, and no one would have showed up.

GG!!

Nah...yours just would've been the most inviting...while ours are

Mix yours with one of ours

 

[Got Philk?]

"2, 3, 4!!!"

You know what's great though, it's my favorite U2 song so seeing her go crazy only makes me even more happy!

Except there was that trip to Pittsburgh...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok...

"Get Your Asses To London - There Will Be Naked Girls (And Boys, If We Can Get Them Properly Hammered)"


You like? Sexytime!

 

[UberBeaver]

I think snow should just write:

"I'm having a "fucking party", you fucks should all fucking come. k?"

Notice the double entenders [sic]? Who wouldn't go (aside from a marry dude with a new born)?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

He says, as Trixter and Poison appear on his Lastfm list. Lord I love lastfm.

Trixter!!!

Poison

Eh, but you're right they're on there tonight...

Got my new U2 Video iPod tonight...

 

[No spoken words]

Phil, thank goodness I know someone else that loves October. Seriously. On this site, you'd think October was something to be ashamed of.

 

[VintagePunk]

Nah...yours just would've been the most inviting...while ours are

Mix yours with one of ours

You're too kind. You're just trying to convince me not to hold it on a Wednesday, aren't you?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I think snow should just write:

"I'm having a "fucking party", you fucks should all fucking come. k?"

Notice the double entenders [sic]? Who wouldn't go (aside from a marry dude with a new born)?

Beav I likey



That just fits snow...and I'm not sure why.

 

[No spoken words]

How about:

"SEX AHOY - CANADA STYLE...Interlanders, come get your fuck on up North."

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

You're too kind. You're just trying to convince me not to hold it on a Wednesday, aren't you?

Yes....