The Temple Bar - Introducing our band: Sexual Chocolate - UYMFA!!

[mad1]

the strangest, loneliest, unhappiest, quirkiest lookin peeps I can get my hands on.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

what is the plot of this movie?

 

[mad1]

when a, termed as, 'non-good looking couple' kiss and its on Youtube, most of the comments are 'eww' - because we are used to good-looking on the Big Screen.

Im going to change all that.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

so... the plot is... unattractive people kissing?

 

[mad1]

hell no.





so, how is Dennis?

Darcy slept with me last night, she rolled up and over, it was lovely just rubbing her belly until I conked out.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Dennis is a spaz, he runs up and down the hall all night and sleeps in the window sill all day... He also has this thing about licking chairs - it's very odd

 

[mad1]

so hes well into fetish then?

good man!

please can I have him?

please?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

my wife is kind of attached to him, he's her birthday present this year.

 

[mad1]

you are a lovely loving husband.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

olla

 

[Thora]

Hello! Long time no see - welcome back.

 

[No spoken words]

Gracias, Thora. Hope you are well.....

 

[Thora]

I'm very well, thanks. I'm looking forward to having a week off next week. I'm ready for a little break.

 

[mad1]

mummy is back.

 

[No spoken words]

mummy is back.

Can I have a hug?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Hey Mike, did you get any merchandise from the tour?

 

[BoMac]

Hey all!

Hi Mad. I'd like a hug as well.

 

[No spoken words]

Hey Mike, did you get any merchandise from the tour?

Unbelievably, no. Not even a shirt. I'll buy one when they get to Chicago, probably.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I saw the tour program available at u2 dot com.
I'll probably get that.

 

[mad1]

NSW I want to do with you more than a hug.

 

[BoMac]

What about me?

 

[RedRocksU2]

NSW's a lucky man.

 

[No spoken words]

NSW I want to do with you more than a hug.

As I often type after quoting Lazarus....

Can you elaborate on that, please?

 

[mad1]

put it this way,l now I see you I see your office photo and remembering those weeping territorial eyes of pervertness on a balanced agreeable level that makes me just want to appear from round the corner dressed in a see-through red lingerie top and dance very slowly for you in a trance-like state until you finally crack a smile.



Ive missed ya.

 

[No spoken words]

put it this way,l now I see you I see your office photo and remembering those weeping territorial eyes of pervertness on a balanced agreeable level that makes me just want to appear from round the corner dressed in a see-through red lingerie top and dance very slowly for you in a trance-like state until you finally crack a smile.



Ive missed ya.

I missed you, as well.....and let me say that if I hadn't missed you before, this post of yours would have reminded me of what I was missing.

"weeping territorial eyes of pervertness", not a compliment, no, but still awesome.

 

[mad1]

that *********** laz was so buttmouthed when I asked about you.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

buttmouthed

 

[No spoken words]

that *********** laz was so buttmouthed when I asked about you.

He's jealous.

 

[mad1]

he should be.

no one is as hot looking as NSW, esp without clothes on.