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Old 07-28-2007, 10:37 PM   #361
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Thanks. She is cute. For a while, I wasn't too sure how I felt about her, but when she reached for that Guinness, I just melted. She's awesome.
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she must get it from her mom
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Dude, she's obviously awesome, cannot believe you were on the fence.
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I saw that coming all the way down 87, right to the Cross Bronx Expressway, right over the Throgs Neck and onto the LIE.
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Old 07-28-2007, 10:42 PM   #365
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yeah? maybe you can start doing VP's and LMPA's horoscopes and stuff. Save them having to look it up every day and all.
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Old 07-28-2007, 10:43 PM   #366
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I'm horrified that you would suggest such a thing. I have no idea why you would say that.





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brilliant. I'll need ropes and stuff probably.
Well, the ropes are one way to do it, but then it would look way premeditated. I'd go with setting the table saw like a table, you know with a cloth and all, and then put the butter right next to the blade, so she can't see the blade. Then say you're coming over and you're bringing dinner to dinner to discuss stuff, and say, "Hey, whore, can you pass the butter?" So she'll reach for it, you flip the switch, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, you say, "Oh, shit, my bad. I forgot we were eating on my table saw which your fiance borrowed from me and never gave back cause he's a jackass prick....butter?" And there you go. Just an accident. You're good to go, and you're one pinky richer.
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No, that would rob them of one of life's simple pleasures. Besides, that would be hard.
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Dude, she's obviously awesome, cannot believe you were on the fence.

Um..do you know how many times she's offered to drive? How many presents she's bought me? How many times we'd be at dinner and she's like, "Hey, my treat tonight. Put your wallet away?" If I sum them all up...I get....um....carry the two....oh - ZERO. Nada. Do you blame me? THAT she gets from her mother. WTF?
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she lives in the house where the saw is being kept captive. Brilliant plan except for that one tiny flaw.

back to the drawing board.
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Um..do you know how many times she's offered to drive? How many presents she's bought me? How many times we'd be at dinner and she's like, "Hey, my treat tonight. Put your wallet away?" If I sum them all up...I get....um....carry the two....oh - ZERO. Nada. Do you blame me? THAT she gets from her mother. WTF?
I didn't realize she was like that. Cute only gets you so far. She's a selfish baby.
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I didn't realize she was like that. Cute only gets you so far. She's a selfish baby.
No shit.


snow - i adjusted it a bit. Now it's flawless.
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And that's what keeps me coming back for more.

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