The Temple Bar - Innocents enter under advisement: UYFA

[UberBeaver]

Thanks. She is cute. For a while, I wasn't too sure how I felt about her, but when she reached for that Guinness, I just melted. She's awesome.

 

[snowbunny00774]

she must get it from her mom

 

[No spoken words]

Dude, she's obviously awesome, cannot believe you were on the fence.

 

[No spoken words]

she must get it from her mom

I saw that coming all the way down 87, right to the Cross Bronx Expressway, right over the Throgs Neck and onto the LIE.

 

[snowbunny00774]

yeah? maybe you can start doing VP's and LMPA's horoscopes and stuff. Save them having to look it up every day and all.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm horrified that you would suggest such a thing. I have no idea why you would say that.





down to business:

brilliant. I'll need ropes and stuff probably.

Well, the ropes are one way to do it, but then it would look way premeditated. I'd go with setting the table saw like a table, you know with a cloth and all, and then put the butter right next to the blade, so she can't see the blade. Then say you're coming over and you're bringing dinner to dinner to discuss stuff, and say, "Hey, whore, can you pass the butter?" So she'll reach for it, you flip the switch, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, you say, "Oh, shit, my bad. I forgot we were eating on my table saw which your fiance borrowed from me and never gave back cause he's a jackass prick....butter?" And there you go. Just an accident. You're good to go, and you're one pinky richer.

 

[No spoken words]

No, that would rob them of one of life's simple pleasures. Besides, that would be hard.

 

[UberBeaver]

Dude, she's obviously awesome, cannot believe you were on the fence.

Um..do you know how many times she's offered to drive? How many presents she's bought me? How many times we'd be at dinner and she's like, "Hey, my treat tonight. Put your wallet away?" If I sum them all up...I get....um....carry the two....oh - ZERO. Nada. Do you blame me? THAT she gets from her mother. WTF?

 

[snowbunny00774]

she lives in the house where the saw is being kept captive. Brilliant plan except for that one tiny flaw.

back to the drawing board.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Bonds is due up ....

 

[No spoken words]

Um..do you know how many times she's offered to drive? How many presents she's bought me? How many times we'd be at dinner and she's like, "Hey, my treat tonight. Put your wallet away?" If I sum them all up...I get....um....carry the two....oh - ZERO. Nada. Do you blame me? THAT she gets from her mother. WTF?

I didn't realize she was like that. Cute only gets you so far. She's a selfish baby.

 

[UberBeaver]

I didn't realize she was like that. Cute only gets you so far. She's a selfish baby.

No shit.


snow - i adjusted it a bit. Now it's flawless.

 

[UberBeaver]

Bonds is due up ....

If you post twice real quick, you can reach 10000 posts before Barry gets 755.

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[No spoken words]

If you post twice real quick, you can reach 10000 posts before Barry gets 755.

And that's what keeps me coming back for more.

 

[RedRocksU2]

he walked him

 

[snowbunny00774]

flawless


hey, have you guys ever heard this?

It was some girls and some old guy at a table..

"pass me the wine, Lady Divine"

"pass me the cream, Lady Supreme"

"pass me the butter, you bald headed scutter"


it was some movie I watched as a kid and I think of every time someone mentions butter on the table. :scarred:

 

[No spoken words]

Sorry, Snow, does not ring a bell.

 

[UberBeaver]

he walked him

YAY*












* Rumours abound the RR used message quantifying enhancing drugs from June to August 2006.

 

[snowbunny00774]

canada hates baseball apparently.

 

[No spoken words]

If I had cable or satellite, and the Extra innings package, I guess I'd watch. But, still no TV here.

 

[snowbunny00774]

YAY*












* Rumours abound the RR used message quantifying enhancing drugs from June to August 2006.

lol, you think Sicy can add * to his username?

 

[No spoken words]

I wonder who has the most posts. When RR passes that person, I'll be booing.

 

[UberBeaver]

flawless


hey, have you guys ever heard this?

It was some girls and some old guy at a table..

"pass me the wine, Lady Divine"

"pass me the cream, Lady Supreme"

"pass me the butter, you bald headed scutter"


it was some movie I watched as a kid and I think of every time someone mentions butter on the table. :scarred:

Red Dawn?



IDGAF about Barry Bonds or his record or any of it. Baseball irks me. I tried watching cricket in Scotland, and aside from the goofy run the "pitcher" uses to throw the ball, I found it just as exciting as baseball. And I had no idea WTF was going on.

 

[UberBeaver]

lol, you think Sicy can add * to his username?

That would be awesome. Or at least to his post count.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't think most baseball fans give a fuck about Bonds, Beav. I think we all want it to be over.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Everything's possible*

 

[snowbunny00774]

It's a shame you don't visit more often RR. It's like we get your left overs


All the other good posts go to crocs and plebas and stuff :sniff:

 

[UberBeaver]

If not for the 'roids, you think he could still break the record?

 

[No spoken words]

RR, Snow's right. You drift in, then drift out. You ought to hang out for a bit.