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[phillyfan26]

Forget the tea. Drink the alcohol.

It's best, being 17, to hide it in the tea.

 

[Dalton]

You're a boy of excuses. Sack up man and make a decision.

 

[Dalton]

BTW - unico's right. Brandy is the way to go.

 

[Dalton]

If you're in a pinch, may I recommend mixing OJ, gin, and tonic. Everyone will assume you're stocking up on your vitamin c.

I'm trying a green tea/rum concoction now.

 

[Dalton]

Unico, I'm going to need some chick advice here in a minute. My wife is attempting to color her own hair for some reason. When it inevitably ends up looking like shit, how do I respond?

 

[redhotswami]

Tell her to color yours too. bonding

 

[Dalton]

My hair is as black as your heart.

 

[redhotswami]

tell her that you know she's been a bit stressed lately with a lot on her mind and that you think she should treat herself to a spa where she can get her haircolored and a massage while you watch the baby. then tell her you'll give her the cash after she makes you a sandwich.

 

[Dalton]

Fuck me. You're good.

 

[redhotswami]

oh wait, did she already start? we may have to think of a plan b

 

[phillyfan26]

I gave some more advice to MMG. She'll thank me later.

Dalton - never get your hair colored unless you're graying. Ever.

 

[Dalton]

Let's all take a moment and congratulate(?) on the excessive amount of work that he put into responding to a crazy person.

 

[Dalton]

I gave some more advice to MMG. She'll thank me later.

Dalton - never get your hair colored unless you're graying. Ever.

Are you kidding me? I'm like samson. No one touches my hair.

 

[phillyfan26]

I did note my appreciation at her reminding us of the things she said five times in all capitals.

 

[phillyfan26]

Are you kidding me? I'm like samson. No one touches my hair.

Mia suggested you both do it as bonding. Not good.

 

[Dalton]

I did note my appreciation at her reminding us of the things she said five times in all capitals.

You don't have to explain to me. I once spent 45 minutes talking to a homeless man in DC who was on a quest to locate the devil and lead him to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ.

 

[redhotswami]

if there is someone with the username Ant he/she needs to log on right now and offer some helpful advice.

 

[phillyfan26]

I spent ten minutes talking to a homeless man in Cleveland about gas prices once.

 

[Dalton]

I spent ten minutes talking to a homeless man in Cleveland about gas prices once.

Any conclusions worth sharing?

 

[phillyfan26]

if there is someone with the username Ant he/she needs to log on right now and offer some helpful advice.

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=11326

 

[phillyfan26]

Any conclusions worth sharing?

They're too high.

 

[redhotswami]

http://forum.interference.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=11326

 

[Dalton]

So pfan, in the hopes of looking out for you, I just tried a hot tea recipe that I found online.

Do not and I repeat DO NOT try green tea, rum, honey, mint, and sugar syrup. Its shit.

 

[Dalton]

What does that link say?

 

[phillyfan26]

Thanks for the warning.

 

[redhotswami]

i was gonna say....i wouldn't mix anything with green tea. that's a loner drink. i'm sure if you put that stuff in black tea it wouldn't be so bad. perhaps nix the sugar syrup though. that just sounds nasty

 

[redhotswami]

its the profile for some dude named Ants

 

[phillyfan26]

What does that link say?

It's a user named "Ants."

 

[redhotswami]

alright. time to go wrestle with the dog. last time that punkass cheated. but i've been goin to the gym this week and getting pumped. he's goin down!

 

[No spoken words]

I cannot believe the depth of the stupidity of that woman. For fuck's sake.