The Temple Bar: Horton Does a Who...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

[UberBeaver]

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right folks! While the Octagon may be long gone or simply dormant in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighbourhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple bar.....Would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' Friends

4th drink on Me.

 

[Lila64]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Know what's funny? Friday night I stumbled upon one of those Time Life infomercials and Air Supply was the host. It was hilarious "Wow, that brings back great memories" "How about this song? Good memories"

It's comedy gold if you're drunk or sober at 2am.

 

[snowbunny00774]

The Who's peep it from a satellite,
You know, they just might,
As Horton hits that shit right!
And it's oh such a sight!
Watch As Horton hits it all night!
Oh come now, why the fright?
That's not fear, That's delight!
Horton likes to keep it tight!

gold - I can absolutely work with this

 

[Thora]

The title alone -

 

[RedRocksU2]

April, I saw that infomercial. I almost bought the cd's.

 

[UberBeaver]

Act 1 Scene 1

"Hello little one, how do you do?"
"I am well, and how about you?"
"Good, now may I ask, are you a Who?"
"I could say no, I should say no, but that's untrue."
"Ah, well no worries then, no worries at all,
You see, I knew that you were since you're 10 inches tall.
Now my little Who, all this talk is just a stall.
For You see, just like Udo, we're going Balls to Wall."

BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM WADDA DAADAA.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

April, I saw that infomercial. I almost bought the cd's.

That was pretty cheestastic, though, you have to admit!

 

[UberBeaver]

Know what's funny? Friday night I stumbled upon one of those Time Life infomercials and Air Supply was the host. It was hilarious "Wow, that brings back great memories" "How about this song? Good memories"

It's comedy gold if you're drunk or sober at 2am.

I need to see this. Can you DVR commercials?

 

[snowbunny00774]

of course you can't danish video record it

check you tube for it

 

[Lila64]

Act 1 Scene 1

"Hello little one, how do you do?"
"I am well, and how about you?"
"Good, now may I ask, are you a Who?"
"I could say no, I should say no, but that's untrue."
"Ah, well no worries then, no worries at all,
You see, I knew that you were since you're 10 inches tall.
Now my little Who, all this talk is just a stall.
For You see, just like Udo, we're going Balls to Wall."

BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM WADDA DAADAA.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I'm sure you can Beav, the infomercial was about 1/2 hour....?

 

[Thora]

Act 1 Scene 1

"Hello little one, how do you do?"
"I am well, and how about you?"
"Good, now may I ask, are you a Who?"
"I could say no, I should say no, but that's untrue."
"Ah, well no worries then, no worries at all,
You see, I knew that you were since you're 10 inches tall.
Now my little Who, all this talk is just a stall.
For You see, just like Udo, we're going Balls to Wall."

BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM WADDA DAADAA.

Oh my god - I'm getting weird looks from my co-workers I'm laughing so hard.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm sure you can Beav, the infomercial was about 1/2 hour....?

Sweet. Now how do I find out when it's on?....hm....I'll have to look into this. I can't wait until my wife comes down and see me watching an Air Supply infomercial - RECORDED no less. And in Danish to boot.

Air Supply was Australian, right? lol, why does that make it even funnier?

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[UberBeaver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oS7Gt8J2KU

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Horton walked in dressed to the nines
Looking for a toke or a line
Across the room sat Candy Sue Who
Sexiest Who this side of Kalamazoo
Walked right up to her side and said
"If you like, in the morning I'll make your bed"

Dr. Reg....Hortons Catches the Clap

 

[RedRocksU2]

buhahahaha!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Dr. Reg

Ok, and wtf is up with Robert Plant and his whole prejudice towards Detroit? Huh?!

 

[snowbunny00774]

Dr. Reg - the cure for all that ails you

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Dr. Reg

Ok, and wtf is up with Robert Plant and his whole prejudice towards Detroit? Huh?!

Did you see the other Dr. Reg back in the last thread...shall I repost it...

I shall:

I came 'round into the room
What did I see to erase my gloom
A sight to behold and treasure
Something to find much pleasure
Her mouth needing to be fed
So I reached around and grabbed the back of her head

Dr. Reg..."Horton Blows His Goo"

 

[UberBeaver]

Dr. Reg....Hortons Catches the Clap

NICE! A whole series of these films. So long as the all have quick cut montages, I'm in.

 

[bono_212]

Dr. Reg

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Did you see the other Dr. Reg back in the last thread...shall I repost it...

I shall:

I came 'round into the room
What did I see to erase my gloom
A sight to behold and treasure
Something to find much pleasure
Her mouth needing to be fed
So I reached around and grabbed the back of her head

Dr. Reg..."Horton Blows His Goo"

Not in my contract, bud.

 

[UberBeaver]

Damn Doozer just got in there. GAH!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Lila64]

Dr. Reg -

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Poor Horton awoke the bathroom a need
But when he pushed, it burned when he peed
Oh no, Horton thought as his mind sailed
Did he catch something from the girl he nailed
Off to the Dr. to see
Two shots later he was disease free

Dr. Reg....Horton Nails a Who Ha

 

[Thora]

I need to stop reading this while I'm at work!

 

[snowbunny00774]