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Old 05-14-2007, 11:26 PM   #106
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He didn't edit anything. He posted a picture of my . It's there. Just look harder.





You're hung like my people, the Jews, are, Beav. Sorry.
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Old 05-14-2007, 11:27 PM   #107
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I'm now thinking about this thread a lot, and wondering if I'm finding it a bit.....what's the term? Pretentious? Self-centered? Not sure, exactly, but the longer I dwell on it the more it's starting to bother me.

oh wait till I start my "ask the" thread.


I'm going to let you guys have open season on me for a few moments here...

what should I name my "ask the" thread - go!
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Old 05-14-2007, 11:29 PM   #108
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pffft. they don't help. I blew all my UK LOTTERY WINNINGS and a bunch of money some Nairobian prince lent me on that shit. You see all the good it did me. Actually, you DON'T see the good it did me. Bastards. Charlatans.
the boob ones probably don't work either eh?


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Snow, I thought of like 3 different thread titles, and all would earn me a swift kick in the spine from you, so, I'll abstain.
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Ask the Irish expatriate?

Ask the workaholic?

Ask the subversively sarcastic but highly entertaining poster?
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Damn you, VP. One of mine was "Ask the Irish ex-pat living in Canada what it's like to be a sarcastic workaholic."
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You're hung like my people, the Jews, are, Beav. Sorry.
Worse, man. I'm part Irish.

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the boob ones probably don't work either eh?


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Ironically, I've had much success with those.
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no no, I said open season. for a few moments...I'll tell you when to stop.


you know, when my delicate id and ego are smashed to smithereens, and all I'll have left are my online ones.
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glad to hear it VP, hopefully you get to see her soon
She was feeling well enough to go out today. In fact, she was so busy getting ready for her outing, she didn't have time to call her Dr. to make a follow-up appt this morning. So what does she do? She calls me, the person who is now sick, wakes me up early, and tells me she doesn't have time to take two minutes out of her busy day to make the appt, so would I get up and do it for her.

I didn't bother to explain the logic that she could have used the time she took to wake me up to make the call herself.
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Damn, I aim to be transparent with my sarcasm, clearly I'm doing it wrong
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Damn you, VP. One of mine was "Ask the Irish ex-pat living in Canada what it's like to be a sarcastic workaholic."
Great minds.
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She was feeling well enough to go out today. In fact, she was so busy getting ready for her outing, she didn't have time to call her Dr. to make a follow-up appt this morning. So what does she do? She calls me, the person who is now sick, wakes me up early, and tells me she doesn't have time to take two minutes out of her busy day to make the appt, so would I get up and do it for her.

I didn't bother to explain the logic that she could have used the time she took to wake me up to make the call herself.
moms but illogical
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I am truly loving the ET haiku thread. It brings me joy.
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no no, I said open season. for a few moments...I'll tell you when to stop.


you know, when my delicate id and ego are smashed to smithereens, and all I'll have left are my online ones.

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oh wait till I start my "ask the" thread.


I'm going to let you guys have open season on me for a few moments here...

what should I name my "ask the" thread - go!
If it were me, and clearly only for purposes of getting conversation going, I, ME now
<--- ME, I would start a topic called "ask the Drunken Irish Whore." But again, that's just me. That's MY REALITY. Not a reflection on you or anyone else. Just an interesting topic, I think. Cause I would have questions for a drunken Irish Whore. I have very few for Southerners (though Mint Juleps are pretty good. If you're ever in Savannah, try the Artillery Punch. Good stuff.)


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