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Old 05-15-2007, 04:41 PM   #346
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It's really coming down now and my mom just told me her power just went out.

I hope Bono's ok.
Bono's busy comforting the family of the Rev. Jerry Fallwell...
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:43 PM   #347
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It's really coming down now and my mom just told me her power just went out.

I hope Bono's ok.
Of course he's ok. Bono made it rain. To feed the starving Africans....uh...living in Detroit.
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Of course he's ok. Bono made it rain. To feed the starving Africans....uh...living in Detroit.
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Then Horton suddenly perked up,
"There's something I must do.
It slipped my mind, well damn my luck.
AHA! Oh Yes! It was a Who."
He got out of his bed, and into his clothes
Out on to the streets, laid out in rows,
Horton found a Who and grabbed it tight,
Brought it back to his bed and HIT THAT SHIT RIGHT!
DAYUM!
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Of course he's ok. Bono made it rain. To feed the starving Africans....uh...living in Detroit.
I'll bet he could use his resourcefulness to figure out a way to physically move Det. to Ontario. Add Gates' money into the mix, and we win.
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Of course he's ok. Bono made it rain. To feed the starving Africans....uh...living in Detroit.
We do have a lot of Africans here.

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We do have a lot of Africans here.

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Okay, it's really bright and sunny here, but a few minutes ago, I could have sworn I heard thunder. Just checked, and we have a thunderstorm warning. Looks like it's really close to us.
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Okay, it's really bright and sunny here, but a few minutes ago, I could have sworn I heard thunder. Just checked, and we have a thunderstorm warning. Looks like it's really close to us.
You can have it - I have class in a half hour!
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We do have a lot of Africans here.

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I can't believe is losing. I am shocked.
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I started back to work today :cry:
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Our interrogation of New Employee Dude went well.

I asked what song he would play @ open mic night, since apparently he's a musician. He said something by Stevie Wonder.
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Our interrogation of New Employee Dude went well.

I asked what song he would play @ open mic night, since apparently he's a musician. He said something by Stevie Wonder.
does he keep the job with an answer like that?

I may have to pick up amy winehouse I like that song by Brandi Carlisle (?) I wonder if the rest of her album is any good.
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I can't believe is losing. I am shocked.
If does not win it al, I'm gonna get
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