The Temple Bar: Horton Does a Who...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

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Lila64 said:


the one advantage of working from home :lol:

I love working at home. I hardly ever get to though. It's actually quite stupid for me to go to an office, really. I am the only person in my group there, and I tend to wander off. When I'm home, I'm the only person in my office there, and I tend to wander off, but I don't burn gas and kill the ozone layer. My company hates the Ozone layer. WTF?



Are we still worried about the Ozone layer? Did they fix that? Are we worried about some other shit now? I'm so confused.


Reggie Thee Dog said:
OK, I'll stop...:uhoh:

I could write this crap all day...:shifty:

BOOOOOOOO! Don't let The Man hold you back. Write like wind, mother fucker. WRITE! Oh Captain My Captain and all that shit. Marrow of life. Dead Poets....stuff.
 
Little did Horton know
That his girl's getup was all for show
She wore a short skirt made of leather
And a shirt no bigger than a swallow's feather
Horton was aching, his sacked weighed a ton
So he ran to the bathroom and shot like a gun

Dr. Reg....Horton is Horny
 
:uhoh:

OK, I'll stop...I don't wanna be the cause of your termination Thora...:no:






Well maybe one more:

All the Who's gathered in one place
Caught a glimpse of Horton's face
As out of the bathroom he came a walking
Wondering why all the Who's were gawking
Horton looked south and saw to his horror
His fly open and his Who Sword dragging on the floor

Dr. Reg....Horton Gains Respect
 
Horton got out the chains and the whips
And grabbed Lila about the hips
Bending her over he yelled 'Here I come China'
And proceeded to drill her.....

Uh...I have now crossed the line....:reject:


I regress.....:sigh:
 
who isn't Reggie? :wink:

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Reggie Thee Dog said:
Horton got out the chains and the whips
And grabbed Lila about the hips
Bending her over he yelled 'Here I come China'
And proceeded to drill her.....

Uh...I have now crossed the line....:reject:


I regress.....:sigh:

Pulitzer? Anyone? Pulitzer? Come on! Who this man got to sleep with round here to get a Pulitzer?


Lila64 said:
who isn't Reggie? :wink:

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Apparently those of us with PENISES! WTF, Reg? WTF?
 
:reject: Sorry there snow - I didn't realize you were vicariously living through me. Maybe you can give him a hard time, and in turn, you could be next at bat. So to speak :whistle:


On a side note, we're about 30 minutes away from an Elvis Costello webcast :hyper: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/live/elviscostello.php

Rock & roll's legendary Elvis Costello and the Imposters will perform an exclusive live webcast concert from the Ed Sullivan Theater on Monday, May 14th at 8:25pm ET
 
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