The Temple Bar: Horton Does a Who...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Horton, in the park took a stroll
With strong intentions of pluggin' a hole
Walking near the river he saw a sweet lass
Horton thought "I'd really like to tap that ass"
So Horton walked up and chimed
"Lovin' an elephant aint no crime,"
"Jump on my trunk and I'll snog you blind"

Dr. Reg....Horton Has a Huge Trunk

 

[Thora]

does he keep the job with an answer like that?

I may have to pick up amy winehouse I like that song by Brandi Carlisle (?) I wonder if the rest of her album is any good.

Meh. I wasn't thrilled, but he has other redeeming qualities.

Amy Winehouse is fantastic! I also really like Brandi Carlisle. I only know that one song that was on Grey's last week, but I might check out more of her stuff.

 

[redkat]

Dr. Reg....Horton Has a Huge Trunk

Carlos=troublemaker

that Carlisle song has been on the radio a lot I should have known it was from Grey's anatomy everything they play becomes a hit.

 

[RedRocksU2]

what I do!?

 

[Thora]

that Carlisle song has been on the radio a lot I should have known it was from Grey's anatomy everything they play becomes a hit.

Yeah - if your song is on Grey's, you're guaranteed to have a hit on your hands.

 

[daygloeyes2]

Word.

 

[redkat]

dg is back

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[daygloeyes2]

For an hour.

I've been dealing with alot of family shit the past few months. And no net access. Which would normally really suck, but the stuff with my family sucks even more, so it hasn't really bothered me. If you want, I'll PM you about it.

I'm on a break from my GED test. I go back at 7 to finish it, so I'm up here for an hour.

How is everyone?

 

[redkat]

family shit here too but I do have internet

So after today you'll be done with school? what are your plans?

 

[daygloeyes2]

I'm going to take classes in the fall, and hopefully next fall I'll be able to get into a nursing program.

In the meantime, I'm working 4-5 nights at the Outback. I love it.

 

[redkat]

good for you, you'll always be able to find a job

Outback haven't been in years

I want an onion

 

[daygloeyes2]

I serve sooo many of those.

 

[snowbunny00774]

We don't go for that lame, role-playing, let's-pretend-we're-drinking shit. We usually get drunk for realz yo, in front of our computers.

Mikes Cran in front of me now. Massive storm outside so only one thing missing

 

[Thora]

Mmm... Mikes cran

I shall be drinking in front of the TV & computer tonight.

 

[snowbunny00774]

ahhhh c'mon with pics it's kinda fun....besides it helps the banter

since I'm working I can't really be drinking but I can dreaming about drinking

1. our banter needs no help...it's like banter on roids already.

2.

 

[snowbunny00774]

This is the perfect time to plan what you'll be imbibing later.

M I RITE????



Speaking of which, I hope I feel better by the weekend.

what r you up this weekend? all days and days of it



and yes, I'm going to be super annoying and just comment on posts indivdually as I'm to lazy to paste and all that shit right now

 

[snowbunny00774]

Of course he's ok. Bono made it rain. To feed the starving Africans....uh...living in Detroit.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

and yes, I'm going to be super annoying and just comment on posts indivdually as I'm to lazy to paste and all that shit right now

^ not annoying...

 

[redkat]

Mmm... Mikes cran

I shall be drinking in front of the TV & computer tonight.

This sounds good to me

 

[snowbunny00774]

Then Horton suddenly perked up,
"There's something I must do.
It slipped my mind, well damn my luck.
AHA! Oh Yes! It was a Who."
He got out of his bed, and into his clothes
Out on to the streets, laid out in rows,
Horton found a Who and grabbed it tight,
Brought it back to his bed and HIT THAT SHIT RIGHT!
DAYUM!

 

[daygloeyes2]

I really want to try a Sour Apple Martini at work. It looks sooo good.

But I can't!

Legally...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I really want to try a Sour Apple Martini at work. It looks sooo good.

But I can't!

Legally...

Legally....






Oh, you're serious...

 

[snowbunny00774]

I asked what song he would play @ open mic night, since apparently he's a musician. He said something by Stevie Wonder.

Our interrogation of New Employee Dude went well.

I'm confused here...

 

[Thora]

This sounds good to me

Yep!

I'll be watching the series finale of Gilmore Girls. I am cry.

But at least I'll have tomorrow to look forward to. I'm going to be meeting Phil from Amazing Race.

 

[daygloeyes2]

Legally....






Oh, you're serious...

Being 19 really sucks when you work at a restaurant that serves a kick-ass variety of margaritas, martinis, and over 30 kinds of beer.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Horton, in the park took a stroll
With strong intentions of pluggin' a hole
Walking near the river he saw a sweet lass
Horton thought "I'd really like to tap that ass"
So Horton walked up and chimed
"Lovin' an elephant aint no crime,"
"Jump on my trunk and I'll snog you blind"

Dr. Reg....Horton Has a Huge Trunk

another literary gem

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I'm confused here...

Really....

 

[Thora]

I'm confused here...

We hired a new guy, and today we had a meeting to get to know him better. I had asked for people to give me suggestions on funny questions I could give to him, and that one was one of Lila's suggestions.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Yep!

I'll be watching the series finale of Gilmore Girls. I am cry.

But at least I'll have tomorrow to look forward to. I'm going to be meeting Phil from Amazing Race.

for realz? doable