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Old 01-02-2008, 04:23 PM   #826
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Plus - I don't need you, Reg who would trust the word of a man that just listened to Rico Suave*?


















*Please send to me. Tks.


I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"

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Does Canada have the market cornered on "ill", eh?
I don't think so... although we do put the "ill" in Wind Chill...
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Old 01-02-2008, 04:25 PM   #828
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I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"


We should write an episode of LA Law 2008 - bring that shit back. Or do like CSI and just put it in a different city, like LA Law: Miami. That'd be awesome. David Caruso needs to be in it.
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Does Canada have the market cornered on "ill", eh?
they be illin'

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I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"

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i am tempted...
speak of the devil... the hell? Of all the choices, he went with that one?
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If "they" ever come and seize my computer, with all the shit "they'd" find I'd at least be able to retain some pride that they cannot find Pre-BOY era U2 pictures. That would be the coup de grace @ the trial.

"And tell me, sir, what is going on in this picture?"
"That's a woman and....another woman.....and a man....and I'm not sure what that 4th person is....could go either way."
"And tell the court what's goin on here."
"That's an orca - a killer whale - and another orca."
"And this, sir? What exactly is this?"
*The courtroom gasps*
"That's Larry Mullen, your honor."
"And what era?"
"Um...."
"Answer the question. What era?"
"Look - I was just brows - "
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Pre Boy."
*the court erupts with anger and disgust.*

I can't do that to my family. No way.

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I mean...I'll go up on the stand for you Beav....and I'll be all

"So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo"

And the lawyer will look at me and say "no further questions"


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Oh - and Reg - at the trial you have to dress with the Gerardo wig and bandana - tight jeans, boots - leather jacket - no shirt. Maybe bring an inflatible pool thing to sit on. And we'll get two Latin guys with mullets to dance on the ledge throughout your testimony.
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Oh - and Reg - at the trial you have to dress with the Gerardo wig and bandana - tight jeans, boots - leather jacket - no shirt. Maybe bring an inflatible pool thing to sit on. And we'll get two Latin guys with mullets to dance on the ledge throughout your testimony.
Hi needs a three-piece Mariachi Band as well...
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Old 01-02-2008, 04:38 PM   #835
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Hi needs a three-piece Mariachi Band as well...
You're hired. Nice.
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Don't forget the piñata! You can't have a trial without a piñata!!!
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I definitely want to see this trial!
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You're hired. Nice.
I'll need Mia, Snow, April and VP to dance around the witness stand all suggestively too...

And when the DA asks me to finger you I'll look at the judge and say

"You're honor, we're just friends"

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To the store, guys.
Crashed the car.
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Crashed the car.
Damn...really...
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