The Temple Bar - Going POWERJUICE...UYMFA!

[elevated_u2_fan]

Say, do you like Gladiator movies?

have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[Jim Zorn]

have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

I have, son. I watched "Midnight Express" and was so intrigued and inspired that I smuggled hashish out of Turkey just to get incarcerated. And it worked, I spent 4 years in that prison, and loved every minute of it. That's how good I am at the things I set out to do.

I am also a lefty.

Son, do you play Football?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[No spoken words]

Elfa, when an NFL Head Coach asks you a question, you fucking answer, I don't care what fucking country you live in.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I tried that, but I kept glueing my nostrils together...

 

[LemonMelon]

I tried that, but I kept glueing my nostrils together...

Paint thinner works better.

I would know. My cartoons are proof.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Paint thinner works better.

I would know. My cartoons are proof.

Since I use 'spray on' hair, that is not an option, but thanks for thinking of me LM...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Elfa, when an NFL Head Coach asks you a question, you fucking answer, I don't care what fucking country you live in.

I don't answer to your NFL Head Coaches, I only have one master: POWERJUICE, MOTHER FUCKER!

 

[LemonMelon]

Since I use 'spray on' hair, that is not an option, but thanks for thinking of me LM...

"Spray on" hair? This sounds less expensive than the toupee I usually use...

 

[gvox]

Fuck I hate shitty bar owners who try and sell me their shitty sales pitches for their shit-ass bars.

 

[LemonMelon]

Fuck I hate shitty bar owners who try and sell me their shitty sales pitches for their shit-ass bars.

..............




Sorry, had to do a double take there.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't answer to your NFL Head Coaches, I only have one master: POWERJUICE, MOTHER FUCKER!

Fair enough.

Powerjuice.

 

[gvox]

OMG I just realized how ironic that was

Sorry bar, honestly I was just venting about a phone call.

yikes!!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

"Spray on" hair? This sounds less expensive than the toupee I usually use...

Dude, your 'piece' makes you look 17!!! Good job...go Powerjuice...

 

[LemonMelon]

Dude, your 'piece' makes you look 17!!! Good job...go Powerjuice...

No shit, really? I'll stick with the piece then. I want to look 17 forever, like Larry.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

No shit, really? I'll stick with the piece then. I want to look 17 forever, like Larry.

Larry Fine...

 

[phillyfan26]

No shit, really? I'll stick with the piece then. I want to look 17 forever, like Larry.

To look like Larry, you might need to lift weights for 17 months straight.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Does Powerjuice grow hair?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Does Powerjuice grow hair?

Only short curlies...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

To look like Larry, you might need to lift weights for 17 months straight.

Larry is not that buffed out...LM could get away with only 15 months straight...

 

[phillyfan26]

It's a mix of Larry's large arms and LeMel's small ones.

I have the same thing LeMel (or close), so we're in this boat together.

 

[LemonMelon]

Larry is not that buffed out...LM could get away with only 15 months straight...

I'll start tonight!




But, of course, I said that yesterday.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I'll start tonight!




But, of course, I said that yesterday.

As NSW would say:

Don't Give Up

Don't Ever Give Up

Powerjuice is the answer though...

 

[LemonMelon]

Powerjuice. Enough said.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, I'd say:

Don't quit. Don't even quit.

Like my man Emmit Smith would say.

 

[LemonMelon]

The real question is...

What would Michael Irvin say? And could we understand him if he did say anything?

 

[phillyfan26]

Michael Irvin would say he was holding the crack pipe for a friend.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright, you guys eat you wheaties or whatever, I'm outta here for the weekend...

See Ya'll on Tuesday.

 

[phillyfan26]

Have a good one, Elfa.

 

[Thora]

See ya elfa!