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[UberBeaver]

Hello? Where did everybody go?

This is Bowie ot Bowie, can you hear me man?

This is bowie back to bowie. I hear you loud and clear man.



redictspfanarriveswiththenextlineverysoon:

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'll have to watch it when I get home. I love Will's Harry impression.

That show hasn't been the same without him.

 

[Dalton]

Afternoon meetings.

Afternoon delight?

 

[Dalton]

So, (since this is sort of my confessional) I am now hated by everyone in my neighborhood. Yesterday I let my wife (who is 37 weeks pregnant) mow our lawn with a push mower.

It was her idea, but I'm getting some funny looks from the neighbors ...

 

[UberBeaver]

Did you sit on the porch in a wife beater and chug beer while she did it barefoot? LIKE A MAN!

 

[Dalton]

as a matter of fact I did. And she wasn't barefoot.

I made her wear stilettos

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Way to be!

 

[Dalton]

I think it really pissed people off when I started shouting, "WOMAN! Make me a chicken potpie!"

What? I was hungry.

 

[UberBeaver]

as a matter of fact I did. And she wasn't barefoot.

I made her wear stilettos

"Goddamn woman, you well done missed a spot over there. Get on that and pull it out with your hands on your knees, and I don't want to see it being uneven cause I'll damn well make you redo this whoe goddamn lawn til it's uniform. I think I'm making myself clear. I'm going to get me another budweiser can and take a shit. I expect this is all done by the time I get back. And get started on dinner."

That's pretty much how I roll. But what I don't understand is what's the neighbor's problem? Are their woman's weak and feeble or something? Shiiiiiit.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

And they say chivalry is dead.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

So, (since this is sort of my confessional) I am now hated by everyone in my neighborhood. Yesterday I let my wife (who is 37 weeks pregnant) mow our lawn with a push mower.

It was her idea, but I'm getting some funny looks from the neighbors ...

They were pissed because you didn't let her mow their lawns...




I wouldn't have either...

 

[UberBeaver]

They were pissed because you didn't let her mow their lawns...

[SIZE]

Oooooooohhhhh. that makes sense. Thanks, Reg.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Can someone tell me why Ellen DeGeneres is crying over a dog she didn't even want... I mean I can't stand her, but really what's all the fuss about...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Oooooooohhhhh. that makes sense. Thanks, Reg.

I like to 'pop' in from time to time and clear up that fog that invades our lives at times...

Plus I live on his street and my grass is overgrown...damn Dalton...

Where's April...

 

[Dalton]

I'm sure there is a joke to be made here about being too big to mow her own 'lawn', but I'm an adult.

 

[Dalton]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Shit.

I forgot the big news of the day. I found out yesterday that my little brothers new live in girlfriend is a sex toys saleswoman.

So yeah, there is a smut peddler in my family.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I'm sure there is a joke to be made here about being too big to mow her own 'lawn', but I'm an adult.

I'd mow it myself, but she gotz da skillz....I hear she is good at 'carpet' cleaning too...

Sex toys saleswoman...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Is it time to go home yet?

 

[Thora]

I wish it was.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I started a new job yesterday...and it's weird...I mean I know most of the people here, but I'm in a new building and time is going by much slower than last week...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Time for class.

 

[VintagePunk]

I started a new job yesterday...and it's weird...I mean I know most of the people here, but I'm in a new building and time is going by much slower than last week...

You got that job?? Congrats!

We'll have to celebrate.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

No, I didn't get 'that' job...at least not yet...I would've posted if I had. No, I was recruited by my central office to become an enterprise architect (which is what my business card says... ), so I'm learning that new role. I moved from my office, which was very close to my home, to a new office about 15 miles from my house...

The work is challenging so things are

So VP...how were you planning on celebrating with me...

 

[VintagePunk]

So you got a new job, just not the new job?

Premature celebrating offer withdrawn, then.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Aaaawwwww....

 

[VintagePunk]

Aaaawwwww....

Dude! Don't be so defeatist! Get out there and hustle, and get the job, and I'll reconsider.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Dude! Don't be so defeatist! Get out there and hustle, and get the job, and I'll reconsider.

Shit, I'm already busting my ass for this job...now you want me bust my hump X2...

Well for you and your....uh....well....OK...I'll do it...

You called me 'Dude'...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Nothing like redemption 97 years later:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071016/sc_nm/science_crippen_dc

 

[VintagePunk]

Shit, I'm already busting my ass for this job...now you want me bust my hump X2...

Well for you and your....uh....well....OK...I'll do it...

You called me 'Dude'...

That's the spirit!

So, how is Reg, otherwise?