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[Reggie Thee Dog]

Well it stinks actually, I got myself a case of mono. la di da. and now I can't run, dance or lift anything heavier than the bunny.
Oh, and i can't wear high heels either. ??

So I'm in need of cheering up. Nordstrom's here I come!

High heels... for mono? What, do you have mono's foot or something...

 

[redhotswami]

Well it stinks actually, I got myself a case of mono. la di da. and now I can't run, dance or lift anything heavier than the bunny.
Oh, and i can't wear high heels either. ??

So I'm in need of cheering up. Nordstrom's here I come!

that sucks. i'm sorry to hear that. at least you can lift your bunny for a hug!

 

[DaveC]

Originally posted by Dalton
Who were you making out with?

Your mom, but that's not who we're talking about here.

 

[Dalton]

Your mom, but that's not who we're talking about here.

Dude, my mom died 10 days ago from an awful case of oral herpes. You're fucked.

 

[lynnok]

High heels... for mono? What, do you have mono's foot or something...

I guess my spleen is the size of an aircraft carrier and heels would throw something off somewhere. I'll have to look that up. Plus If I fall, it gets hit etc. it ruptures and that's it.

For the 'kissing' disease it's pretty crappy.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It was, but not in the "fuck yeah, I got laid" sense. Something's definitely started here

 

[DaveC]

You're fucked.

Actually, she was.

 

[DaveC]

I couldn't concentrate in class today. She needs to get out my head for a minute!

 

[Dalton]

Dave, I'm forwarding all of this to your new girlfriend ... or was your date with my mom. SOB.

Seriously, give us a run down of the date. What did you do?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I couldn't concentrate in class today. She needs to get out my head for a minute!

Aw, Dave's all twitterpatted and stuff.

 

[DaveC]

I forgot all about that word! Bringin' back the Octagon Bar...

Uhh...well, we hung out at her place, talked to her roommates for a couple hours, watched Trainspotting, and skipped all our classes (except the one I had to go to this afternoon) to hang out for as long as we possibly could.

 

[phillyfan26]

Congratulations on that front.

Remember those two girls I really liked who both had boyfriends?

I still like them both and they both still have the same boyfriends.

LOL Life.

 

[Dalton]

Wait. Your date was skipping classes? Man, I shoulda stayed in college longer.

What the hell? Back in my day, dates cost us a half a weeks salary. Both ways. In the snow.

 

[DaveC]

Wait. Your date was skipping classes? Man, I shoulda stayed in college longer.

What the hell? Back in my day, dates cost us a half a weeks salary. Both ways. In the snow.

When both of you are dirt po' and it's a shitty day outside, you make do with whatcha got.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Aaaaand I'm out.

 

[Dalton]

I took up a life of petty crime to fund my petty dates.

Puns ftw.

 

[DaveC]

hilaaaaaaaarious!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Lata' April...

twitterpatted...

 

[Thora]

Congrats on the date, Dave!

This day has been nuts. Nuts, I say! Ah well. At least the sun is starting to come out again, which is nice. Yesterday it felt like summer.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Work sux...

 

[No spoken words]

I had a one hour meeting with a crazy man today. Meetings like this, which seem serious at first, then clearly become pure fucking nonsense damage my soul. Like, when they are over, there's no sigh of relief, just me feeling diminished.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Second page?

For shame, people.



Wasn't daylights savings supposed to be this weekend?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Wasn't daylights savings supposed to be this weekend?

Do you think you'll be feeling one hour behind...

 

[Thora]

I'd forgotten about that.

It sucks when the time changes in the fall, because I get to work in the dark, and leave in the dark.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, I remember, they changed it to November.

Why on earth they did that is beyond me.

I should be studying right now.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Ok, I remember, they changed it to November.

Why on earth they did that is beyond me.

I should be studying right now.

So we could have more light and stuff...

This is the dumbest smilie but it makes me

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I want to shoot that smiley in the face.

That and the bono drum = two worst smileys EVAH.

True story.

 

[phillyfan26]

Actually played really well at basketball tonight, and the head coach was there, so I feel good about it.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm watching the World Series - this is how much I want to put off reading about contracts.

I can't wait until next semester - criminal law

 

[Zoots]

Anyone here watch Kitchen Nightmares?