K, so Sharon is coming back from the court where she just got lol-pwnd cause she got greedy and she sees on the ground, reflecting in the sun, a ring. She picks it up, dusts it off, and puts it on. She then realizes she can zap shit with it. She returns to the construction site and begins zapping shit. She makes the news and the owner of the ring realizes that some chick found his ring and is downtown zapping shit. He heads downtown, confronts the woman and says he wants the rings back. She refuses. Conversion is now complete. She zaps the fella. He gets sick as a result (See Shalala vs Whitecotton.) He sues to get his ring back, she has no real defense because though the ring was begotten legaly, she altered it's nature by zapping innocent shit (the ring was an instrument of good, she made it bad), therefore he wins, Sharon still has nothing.
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did he have the hip surgery then???
