The Temple Bar - Doozer's UYFA!!!!

[redkat]

let's see if she notices

you're due a good trip snow.

for beav, BAW eating a lemon bar. * i have a new mission in life.

 

[UberBeaver]

Do you just go around forcing Lemon Bars on people? WTF?



It looks like snow is checking out BAW's ass in the background. lol. nice.

 

[phillyfan26]

I like those lyrics a lot. David Bowie IS a hero.

Do they smoke grass in outerspace man ... ?
Or do they smoke astroturf?
Ohh... it's such an artificial high!

 

[UberBeaver]

This is Bowie out to Bowie. Can you hear me out there, man?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

BAW eating a LB

I just realized I have to pack this weekend for next weekend. Fucking class.

 

[UberBeaver]

There's a large spider running around under my desk. I stepped on him, he ran away. I ran him over with the chair, he ran away. Fuckers are indestructable, and that's why they need to all go away. I keep feeling itchy and I know that it's the spider's mind games. I need hair spray, pronto. I want to try this hair spray torture trick.

And you know something, here's the part that pisses me off: I saw him run outside my desk, like 5-6 feet away from me. And I let him go. I showed mercy and kindness. So how does he repay me? By invading my personal space. By bringing it to me. Son of a bitch. He better hide well cause I've had it.


On a related note: National Geographic had in interesting article on caves and the creature that live in them. Those things are nuts. They're in like their own little ecosystem, so they evolved all weird. Spiders, scorpion, troglobites or something. Bottom line: I am never going in a cave. Granted, I've always lived by that rule but mostly cause bears sleep in them, but now my resolve is even stronger.

 

[phillyfan26]

This is Bowie out to Bowie. Can you hear me out there, man?

This is Bowie back to Bowie. I read you loud and clear man. Oh yeah, man!

 

[BAW]

that's payback for the flipping off pic, isn't it?

OMG! That looks like..uh....hey! Look at snow checking out my ass!

 

[UberBeaver]

Your signal's weak on my radar screen,
How far out are you, man?

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm pretty far out.

 

[phillyfan26]

There's a large spider running around under my desk. I stepped on him, he ran away. I ran him over with the chair, he ran away. Fuckers are indestructable, and that's why they need to all go away. I keep feeling itchy and I know that it's the spider's mind games. I need hair spray, pronto. I want to try this hair spray torture trick.

And you know something, here's the part that pisses me off: I saw him run outside my desk, like 5-6 feet away from me. And I let him go. I showed mercy and kindness. So how does he repay me? By invading my personal space. By bringing it to me. Son of a bitch. He better hide well cause I've had it.

Step 1: Tissue.
Step 2: Toilet.

My effective method of stopping the spider.

 

[UberBeaver]

That's pretty far out.




Tissue require you to get into too close. That damn spider will have my fingers for dinner. Too risky. If it were a smaller, less dangerous insect, the tissue trick is fine. This is a whole different ballgame.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your junk in the box
3. get her to open then box

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm orbiting Pluto
Being pulled in by its groovitational pull
I'm jamming out with the Mick Jaggernauts
And they think it's pretty cool, maaaaaaaaaaaaan

I guess I'm a BAMF for getting that close to spiders.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That's pretty far out.




Tissue require you to get into too close. That damn spider will have my fingers for dinner. Too risky. If it were a smaller, less dangerous insect, the tissue trick is fine. This is a whole different ballgame.

I killed that centipede from last week with tissue.

<----- BAMF

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm all about Karma, I carry them outside and put them in the bushes unless they bite me... Then it's on...

 

[Thora]

That's pretty far out.




Tissue require you to get into too close. That damn spider will have my fingers for dinner. Too risky. If it were a smaller, less dangerous insect, the tissue trick is fine. This is a whole different ballgame.

Make sure you're wearing shoes, and stomp on the little bastard! I love the satisfaction of killing those suckers.

 

[UberBeaver]

I tried that - he lived.

And all you people with the tissues: If my Timberland's can't kill it, you think a tissue will. I laugh at you all. lol.

El-Fa - if you let them live you can't absorb their essence and become great warrior, like Conan the DESTROYER!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

24 minutes.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

True story; Conan started out squishing earth worms...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

24 minutes.

1,440 seconds...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

True story; Conan started out squishing earth worms...

And now he's all squishy and the governator. Go figure.

 

[Thora]

2 hrs, 50 mins

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

2 hrs, 50 mins

10,200 seconds

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

West Coast = phails

I hope my computer is fixable.

 

[Thora]

This afternoon is dragging by. I've officially given up trying to accomplish anything.

 

[UberBeaver]

True story; Conan started out squishing earth worms...

Them I let live. They're good for the soil, plus they're gross when squished.

 

[No spoken words]

1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your junk in the box
3. get her to open then box

And that's the way you do it.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

To those of you who I'll miss this weekend

To those I won't GFY

Ciao!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

talk to you on Monday