The Temple Bar - Doozer's UYFA!!!!

[UberBeaver]

I won't send you any gay porn. So there's that. Which is nice.

 

[Mr. BAW]

at least spell my name right...BigDickLatino69

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

at least spell my name right...BigDickLatino69

Wait that's "MY" username...

 

[UberBeaver]

I want no part of this discussion.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I want no part of this discussion.

Like you have a f'in' choice...

Hey Beav, take two shots of Jagermeister and then hit the sack...either you'll fall fast asleep or your wife will make you sleep on the couch for a week for feeling her up in her sleep...

 

[UberBeaver]

Dammit, I don't have any Jager.

I'm starting to feel sleepy though, so that's a good sign. I rarely sleep more than 6 hours straight anymore, so I think my body just figures it's doing the right thing. I'll wait a bit more and try to crash again.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I know what you mean anymore...

I think that 6 hours of broken sleep is good...

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm gonna try this again. g'night.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

 

[kafrun]

Uh...uh....


Let me think about that Kaf...

 

[snowbunny00774]

 

[redkat]

 

[UberBeaver]

why is everyone so ?

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[redhotswami]

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[redhotswami]

oh come on, you know you want to smile

 

[UberBeaver]

Not at the moment I don't. Ask me again later.

 

[redhotswami]

what's wrong?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

WHAT UP BOYYYYZZZZ?!

Beav, Ass N' Titties wont load and I'm at work so I can't do any fancy hacking to get around it, not that I would know how anyway...

I'll just have to imagine it's greatness

 

[UberBeaver]

Ass and Titties helps improve the mood. Nice.

Sorry about that. I think I dl'd it from iTunes in which case they put some fancy computer stuff in there to make it not work and shit. I don't know.

Nothing wrong. Just don't want to be here.


Here's what you're missing. It's friggin poetry, mang.

Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Ass and Titties helps improve the mood. Nice.

Is there anything Ass and Titties can't fix?

 

[UberBeaver]

Is there anything Ass and Titties can't fix?

Most electronics?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Most electronics?

True, but who cares if you've got ass and titties?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Most electronics?

U R RITE

I think my home computer crashed last night!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

U R RITE

I think my home computer crashed last night!

Did you try turning it off and on again?

 

[UberBeaver]

the "excuse me.....EXCUSE ME" woman has begun excusing herself to whoever she is talking to. Rumour* has it she is retiring soon though. Now I just need to convince her less intelligent friend that sits next to me that this is an ideal time to retire - which, ironically, I believe is true cause I don't want to be here any more.



Ass and titties, ass and titties. Not working right now. Fuckers.






*

 

[UberBeaver]

U R RITE

I think my home computer crashed last night!

That's why I never let my computer drive.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Yes, all I'm getting is a black screen and it tells me unix just loaded some shit and then it does nothing. I came home last night and it looked like that and wasn't acting weird at all before.

And now there's a very loud child running around my office.

 

[redhotswami]

the "excuse me.....EXCUSE ME" woman has begun excusing herself to whoever she is talking to. Rumour* has it she is retiring soon though. Now I just need to convince her less intelligent friend that sits next to me that this is an ideal time to retire - which, ironically, I believe is true cause I don't want to be here any more.



Ass and titties, ass and titties. Not working right now. Fuckers.






*

i say we all quit our jobs and open up our own business in NYC. i don't care what we're doing. i say we do it!