The Temple Bar - Doozer Style UYMFA

[mad1]

no it aint!

Ive seen you havin a wee pee in here now and again Mike.

the yellow graffiti is already on the wall.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

no it aint!

Ive seen you havin a wee pee in here now and again Mike.

the yellow graffiti is already on the wall.

that is just... awesome!

 

[No spoken words]

no it aint!

Ive seen you havin a wee pee in here now and again Mike.

the yellow graffiti is already on the wall.

You're seeing things, then, woman.

 

[mad1]

no I aint.

stop treatin me like a blind buck.

or that red stapler on your desk will be used in more ways than one.

 

[No spoken words]

no I aint.

stop treatin me like a blind buck.

or that red stapler on your desk will be used in more ways than one.

Stop ascribing actions to me that did not occur, or I'll tell everyone that if they want to see a photo of you, they just have to go to the lemonade stand and go to the member photos, cos they're sitting right there.

 

[BoMac]

 

[mad1]

obvious?

nas-tea.

 

[mad1]

like, do share some Bo!

 

[No spoken words]

I want to go to the movies today, but that's probably an affront on a day like this, so perhaps not.

 

[UberBeaver]

I want to go to the movies today, but that's probably an affront on a day like this, so perhaps not.

Is this one of those days you can't work? And can I ask a question - isn't it more work to go out and find someone to come into your house and turn on your stove than it is to turn a fucking knob? I never got that whole aspect.

I wasn't allowed to eat meat 5 days out of the year, but being half Italian we just had pasta and called it a day. That was seemingly the oddest religious thing I encountered. Other than drinking the human blood of a guy that's been dead for 2000 years from a gold cup every Sunday. Oh, and I wasn't too crazy about the St Blaze thing when they choked you with candles. That was weird.

 

[No spoken words]

Yeah, today is the day we don't work, don't eat....technically, I should not be using a computer, but there's only so far I'll go. Yom Kippur FTW. And the loss.

 

[mad1]

the leash round his neck.

 

[No spoken words]

the leash round his neck.

the hole in your head.

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh, it's a no eating day? When we fast - we only eat 3 meals - and only one of those can be big. It's hard, Mike. Haaaaard.

I went three days without eating a couple of years ago. Drinks lot of water. It helps.

 

[mad1]

gee thanks.

you are such a 'darling' when you slap your winkie in my face for fun.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh, it's a no eating day? When we fast - we only eat 3 meals - and only one of those can be big. It's hard, Mike. Haaaaard.

I went three days without eating a couple of years ago. Drinks lot of water. It helps.

You're not really supposed to drink water.....and to be honest, when work is crazy....I end up doing what I'm doing over these 24 hours....don't eat breakfast usually....skip lunch cos it's too busy.....eat dinner.....but, sometimes, it's knowing that you cannot eat that makes it harder.....but, so far, not a problem......

To break the fast, I'll drink the blood of 7 different vanquished foes.

 

[UberBeaver]

you are such a 'darling' when you slap your winkie in my face for fun.

You mean you women actually like that? Shit. I had no idea.....

 

[No spoken words]

gee thanks.

you are such a 'darling' when you slap your winkie in my face for fun.

My winkie? My winkie. Wow. My winkie.

 

[No spoken words]

You mean you women actually like that? Shit. I had no idea.....

Not sure that she's representing any one group.

 

[mad1]

see, tougher than a cow's arse just fried.

wtf is wrong with you Mike!

 

[UberBeaver]

To break the fast, I'll drink the blood of 7 different vanquished foes.

Always good to have something to look forward to.

 

[No spoken words]

see, tougher than a cow's arse just fried.

wtf is wrong with you Mike!

I have asked you this very question myriad times, and have yet to receive an answer.

 

[mad1]

I think we should just kill each other now, get it over with.

 

[No spoken words]

Always good to have something to look forward to.

Do you think 7 is the right # here? I chose 7 because I wanted to represent each of the tribes that tried to kill my family.

 

[No spoken words]

I think we should just kill each other now, get it over with.

I'd never let anyone harm you, let alone me, Maddie......so, go ahead and kill me, if you must.

 

[mad1]

but then Id have no-one always enjoying a piss in my face while I stuff his bollox full of verbal.

 

[No spoken words]

but then Id have no-one always enjoying a piss in my face while I stuff his bollox full of verbal.

Then we obviously should avoid killing each other. Cos, um, who else would stuff my bollox. Yes.

 

[UberBeaver]

I think we should just kill each other now, get it over with.

Temple Bar - SURVIVOR! MUYFA Stylee. I like it, Maddie. Is Maddie you're real name, by the way?

Do you think 7 is the right # here? I chose 7 because I wanted to represent each of the tribes that tried to kill my family.

That's not a question I can answer for you, but I can certainly follow your line of thinking. If 7 tribes came for my family, I'd either decimate 6 of them and leave one in tatters as an example, or I'd take out 8 so as to set a warning. It really depends on the politics of the region and the geography, of course. Naturally, if taking out the 7 is the number needed to completely remove the threat while being sufficient in terms of vengeance, by all means, 7 it is.

but then Id have no-one always enjoying a piss in my face while I stuff his bollox full of verbal.

I'm using this line in a story. I have nothing else for the story - no plot, no characters, no nothing - but I have this line and it's enough for now. Thanks. I'll send you your cut.

 

[mad1]

yes.

miserable eejit!

you should be in a fuking movie with Kathy Bates.

 

[mad1]

no it is not.

Uber, jaysus!

NO!

yea, and I like to handle the blade of a knife, I like to feel the heaviness of it. weight is very important.