The Temple Bar - Dooozer's Servin' Up Breakfast UYMFA!!!!

[U2democrat]

100 to go.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What are we naming it this time? I don't want to get caught by surprise again...

 

[Thora]

No clue, elfa.

I think anything that we can think up will be fine.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Did you tell your son they were? I don't remember it either. I have all the tapes.

Angelos needs to go fo sure. It hurts me to see the team end up in the bottom year after year like this.

Yeah, I did...I showed him a World Series DVD and showed him the 1970 World Series...he was impressed.

My favorite Oriole...Ken Singleton...don't ask me why...

 

[redhotswami]

What are you going to do in Buff w/out a CL fix every now and then?

i know... but thankfully they've been traveling a lot, so i'm sure they'll make their way up there.

 

[gvox]

What are we naming it this time? I don't want to get caught by surprise again...

"Powerjuicin Postwhores - The Reign of Terror UYMFA"

(or maybe not subtle enough )

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

"Powerjuicin Postwhores - The Reign of Terror UYMFA"

(or maybe not subtle enough )

not bad...

Mel made the following suggestion several pages back:

The Temple Bar - Postwhoring That Ho...UYMFA!!!

 

[redhotswami]

How about "Gettin Crunk-n-Munch in the confirmed Ass Farm exhibit at the Kunstmuseum...UYMFA"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

How about "Gettin Crunk-n-Munch in the confirmed Ass Farm exhibit at the Kunstmuseum...UYMFA"

will that even fit??

 

[Thora]

How about "Gettin Crunk-n-Munch in the confirmed Ass Farm exhibit at the Kunstmuseum...UYMFA"

I like that one!

 

[redhotswami]

it fuckin better

 

[lynnok]

i know... but thankfully they've been traveling a lot, so i'm sure they'll make their way up there.

Carbon Leaf played a FREE concert on the Square two summers ago.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright, well have it ready then, if Doozer swoops in again Beav is gonna beat us... and not in the good way...

 

[gvox]

Powerjuice IV: Return of the PostWhores - UYMFA

 

[gvox]

ok fine use lichemcumstein or whatever

 

[redhotswami]

Carbon Leaf played a FREE concert on the Square two summers ago.

oooooh nice!! the only thing better than carbon leaf is free carbon leaf

 

[Dalton]

U2Dem, how did you feel our boy did last night? I haven't had a chance to read the press commentary. What are their thoughts?

 

[redhotswami]

they didn't have any tots today in the cafeteria. but without me even asking the servers just fried up a batch for me on the spot. they actually were pretty good! i guess they usually suck because they've been sitting out all day. that's why whenever i stop by McDalton's, i ask for a fresh batch of fries.

 

[redhotswami]

aww what happened?

 

[gvox]

The Temple Bar - Bono Hopes Powerjuice is OK - UYMFA

 

[Thora]

McDalton's

gabe - that's a good title too!

 

[Dalton]

they didn't have any tots today in the cafeteria. but without me even asking the servers just fried up a batch for me on the spot. they actually were pretty good! i guess they usually suck because they've been sitting out all day. that's why whenever i stop by McDalton's, i ask for a fresh batch of fries.

You don't even need to ask. I pride myself in the fact that I KNOW my customers. I've actually divided my fry tray into 4 quadrants to ensure greater results for all tastes.

Quadrant 1: Older fries for all those who like the more crunchy texture (Regular salt)

Quadrant 2: New fries (No salt)

Quadrant 3: New fries (Extra salt)

Quadrant 4: New fries (regular salt)

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You don't even need to ask. I pride myself in the fact that I KNOW my customers. I've actually divided my fry tray into 4 quadrants to ensure greater results for all tastes.

Quadrant 1: Older fries for all those who like the more crunchy texture (Regular salt)

Quadrant 2: New fries (No salt)

Quadrant 3: New fries (Extra salt)

Quadrant 4: New fries (regular salt)

that is some solid planning there...

 

[redhotswami]

You don't even need to ask. I pride myself in the fact that I KNOW my customers. I've actually divided my fry tray into 4 quadrants to ensure greater results for all tastes.

Quadrant 1: Older fries for all those who like the more crunchy texture (Regular salt)

Quadrant 2: New fries (No salt)

Quadrant 3: New fries (Extra salt)

Quadrant 4: New fries (regular salt)

which quadrant do you usually piss on?

 

[Dalton]

which quadrant do you usually piss on?

Quadrant 3 of course. I don't drink a lot of water.

 

[redhotswami]

brilliant plan. you've just earned yourself an honors degree from Fenicks now! Keep it up and you'll be in a doctorate in no time.

 

[Dalton]

brilliant plan. you've just earned yourself an honors degree from Fenicks now! Keep it up and you'll be in a doctorate in no time.

SWEET. When I do get that doctorate, I'm going to borrow a car, drive to Chicago, and shove that thing right up NSW ass.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm sure you get this all the time but what is in the "Secret Sauce"?

 

[redhotswami]

ugh...maybe those tots weren't so good.

 

[gvox]

You don't even need to ask. I pride myself in the fact that I KNOW my customers.

Would you describe your position as

a. rough and tumble
b. wild and woolly
c. a blast
d. fun because
e. nothing part-of-the way
f. all of the above