The Temple Bar - Delayed Until 2009.....MUYFA!!

[elevated_u2_fan]

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right, folks! While the Octagon is pretty much dead now in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighborhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple Bar ... would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' Friends

 

[UberBeaver]

pFACT is gonna be mad.

 

[mad1]

*kicks the big f*king door down and stands there Cowgirl style with plastic pistols in her hand*!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

pFACT is gonna be mad.

pFACT?

*kicks the big f*king door down and stands there Cowgirl style with plastic pistols in her hand*!

 

[gvox]

*kicks the big f*king door down and stands there Cowgirl style with plastic pistols in her hand*!

Sweet merciful...just marry me, already.

 

[mad1]

*enters the quiet empty pub and grabs microphone swinging boxing-ring style from ceiling*


'lemmie tell you something, this place sucks! Zoots no longer bothers his buttocks to come drink. half the nation are asleep, , its too smokey, the lads are fightin, the girls are indoors more these days and why the f*k is there a goat runnin round the place wearing a sweater?*

 

[gvox]

Aciiiieeeeeeeedd!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdiOBz4zeM

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

goats with sweaters

 

[mad1]

*is no longer talking to gvox for his unproven statement*



anyhow, yeah Elfa, so like, ya know, like.

when I come to the B A, Im gonna so kick a door down.

 

[gvox]

Hey, I'm not the one seein goats!

(try me 16 years ago...or so... )

 

[BoMac]

Morning, new bar!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

anyhow, yeah Elfa, so like, ya know, like.

when I come to the B A, Im gonna so kick a door down.

I don't know what "B A" is but go for it...

 

[mad1]

*kicks GVox in his Cranberry*

cheeky git!

you dont mess with the Irish!

 

[mad1]

elfa, so, why does Zoots not bother?

has he found himself a new woman and planning to settle down?

 

[Zoots]

 

[snowbunny00774]

What did I miss???


Pfact

 

[Thora]

Hello new bar!

I've got nothing interesting to say... stupid lack of sleep. Thankfully I have coffee now, so I should be feeling better soon.

 

[gvox]

*kicks GVox in his Cranberry*

cheeky git!

you dont mess with the Irish!

Lookit, we call them "Blackberry"s over here, and I already told ya I don't own a cell phone!

 

[gvox]

What did I miss???


Pfact

you was gonna give me the exact coordinates of your fishing boat so I could sneak up on you and pretend to be a shark and tip you over for fun...

or something like that

 

[mad1]

fuk sake!




*goes and buys everyone a pint*

now you all sit down and make up!


anyone leaves the table, Im going to poke my finger into your eye!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

*kicks GVox in his Cranberry*

 

[kafrun]

I'm tired, does this bar have coffee?

 

[mad1]

so Elfa, hows Canada?

 

[snowbunny00774]

you was gonna give me the exact coordinates of your fishing boat so I could sneak up on you and pretend to be a shark and tip you over for fun...

or something like that

hmmm....I think I better read back....

 

[mad1]

Kafrun, are you a model?

if not, should be.

 

[BoMac]

so Elfa, hows Canada?

Canada is, um...fine?

It's also big.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

BoMac = Elfa?

confirmed rumor folks...

 

[mad1]

you from there too?

actually if anything, Id like to go to Alaska.

drop a crate of proper Guinness down to Elfa's house en route.

 

[BoMac]

BoMac = Elfa?

confirmed rumour folks...

You wish.

Oh, and fixed.

 

[mad1]

there are two of you being one person?

meaning

one person being two and pulling us all over the stones?


OH!