The Temple Bar - Crab free since 1997!... umm... UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

[UberBeaver]

51 more people!



Thora - welcome to the post season.

 

[Thora]

Thanks, Beav.

I'm just about to leave for work - my car flags will be coming down before I leave the driveway.

I'll be okay - I just need a day or so to mope.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Aw, car flags.

Sucks about the Canucks, Thora.

I hate that whenever my text alert goes off I jump now.

 

[VintagePunk]

Sorry about last nights game, Thora

I'm sure you're going to breeze through everything, April. Good luck!

Off to the showers, then I've gotta get out of here. See you all later.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Thanks, VP, good luck today, too!

 

[snowbunny00774]

thora & vp


Good luck tmw lmpa

 

[snowbunny00774]

51 more people!



Thora - welcome to the post season.

51 more people where?

 

[UberBeaver]

51 more people where?

RIGHT BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the crabs are gonna be retired

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think he's in JackBeav mode again.

 

[UberBeaver]

the crabs are gonna be retired

Oh, uh, they don't go away THAT easy. You got to burn the sheets and all that. Just like the Velveteen Rabbit, burn em up.


ETA - if Doozer does make the next bar, I'm making sure she gets the crabs. That's for damn sure.

ETAII:

I think he's in JackBeav mode again.

Nah, it takes more than 50 posts to get JackBeav. It takes terrorists and/or Nuk-u-lur annihilation.

 

[snowbunny00774]

where's the drama people, don't make me go looking for it myself

 

[UberBeaver]

I haven't seen any drama so far. Kinda of a mellow day so far, from what I reckon. Ayup.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*waveshands*

There, I just created some out of thin air. Kinda like how a lot of the drama around here is born.

 

[UberBeaver]

You fucking bitch. WTF? Why you gotta be like that? Why you gotta get all up in my Kool Aid? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVA!



ETA:

 

[snowbunny00774]

wave them harder - something's gotta give somewhere.


I really want to hit a patio this afternoon, but if I do I probably won't go back to work and I need to, and I'll probably stay all night and I need to be up at 6 tmw.
6am :killintheface:


I know you do it all the time but I don't on a sat. What to do...




Good work Beav - now just post that in any random thread and we should be good

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You fucking bitch. WTF? Why you gotta be like that? Why you gotta get all up in my Kool Aid? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVA!



ETA:

Oh no you dint! :jerksheadbackandforth:

Gettin all up in my grill, why you be like dat?

wave them harder - something's gotta give somewhere.


I really want to hit a patio this afternoon, but if I do I probably won't go back to work and I need to, and I'll probably stay all night and I need to be up at 6 tmw.
6am :killintheface:


I know you do it all the time but I don't on a sat. What to do...




Good work Beav - now just post that in any random thread and we should be good

6am? Holy shit, even I wait until 7:00ish.

Hitting a patio tonight would be nice - I'm going for dinner and drinks for Cinco de Mayo tomorrow night. Was invited to hang afterwards with my friend's crowd, but they're all early 20-somethings and I'm gonna be beat. ldbitch:

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh no you dint! :jerksheadbackandforth:

Gettin all up in my grill, why you be like dat?

Dat baby ain't mine. It AIN'T MINE! And you know this. Fo' rizzle.



hitting a patio? Is that some secret chick lingo?

 

[snowbunny00774]

it's secret summer lingo for lounging around an open patio at a bar and drinking while crispifying/tanning

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Patios

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Whoas - almost sent the PM to the wrong person.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

mmm, avacados

 

[snowbunny00774]

6am? Holy shit, even I wait until 7:00ish.

Hitting a patio tonight would be nice - I'm going for dinner and drinks for Cinco de Mayo tomorrow night. Was invited to hang afterwards with my friend's crowd, but they're all early 20-somethings and I'm gonna be beat. ldbitch:

I totally forgot that was tmw -

okay tmw sucks even more now. I'm spending a funfilled day learning how to fly fish I only agreed cos when I was asked my first thoughts were of people fishing and drinking etc., and of course I'm all about drinking sports (enhances the performance ya know) so I was all " of course, love to". So....turns out the guy teaching us is the coach of the national team or something and doesn't drink , he works with us so it would be bad form to bring drinks, . So I have to walk around a river for hours tmw, in waders, and deal with the possibility I might actually catch something (rare, but still) while SOBER wtf? and it's a few hrs away It'll be fun, it's me & P and we could have fun in a cardboard box really, and I'll be able to try and fix the ridiculous burn shape on my back, but still. Hopefully when we get back I can drown myself in Corona somewhere...


Think of me when your having your dinner & drinks

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm spending a funfilled day learning how to fly fish I only agreed cos when I was asked my first thoughts were of people fishing and drinking etc., and of course I'm all about drinking sports (enhances the performance ya know) so I was all " of course, love to". So....turns out the guy teaching us is the coach of the national team or something and doesn't drink , he works with us so it would be bad form to bring drinks, . So I have to walk around a river for hours tmw, in waders, and deal with the possibility I might actually catch something (rare, but still) while SOBER wtf?

I got two words for you: Flask.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Oh believe me, I've considered that, but then I thought, omg - how sad is it that I'm thinking this

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

wait a minute... canada has a national fly fishing team?

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh believe me, I've considered that, but then I thought, omg - how sad is it that I'm thinking this

Well, I'd need to be a bit buzzed just to get into those pants, and then slightly drunk to get into a natural body of water (sea monsters - they're everywhere you know). I abhor most forms of liquor, but in a pinch, you got to do what you got to do. Plus, flasks are cool.

wait a minute... canada has a national fly fishing team?

This surprises you?

 

[Thora]

That sucks, snow. Like beav said, go with the flask.


Wait a minute - what was the second word, beav?