U2democrat
Blue Crack Addict
That about sums things up.
You assume that POWERJUICE obeys the laws of this universe. Oh, my innocent little friend, you have much to learn. POWERJUICE is 25% juice, but it is also always - at least - 100% POWER. Usually more. Especially the lemon flavor - that's always 110%+ power.
POWERJUICE laughs at 100%, and then it kicks it's ass. And POWERJUICE always gives 110% because it has it's head in the game. POWERJUICE does not take no for an answer. POWERJUICE is not more afraid of you than you are of it.
Speaking of laughing...as I'm calling folks I come across all sorts of interesting names. This guy I'm about to call is...wait for it...Elmo.... I don't know if I can ask for him without laughing!
Gotta love people with strange names. I've come across some very strange ones in my previous jobs.
What makes it funny is the name's connotation with that red muppet who was lucky enough to hang with Brian Williams.
Elfa is pretty strange too.
Well Elmo is a strange name around these parts except to 3 year olds.
Well, it's not really strange. It's quite a common name in Italian and Spanish/Latin cultures—it's short for Guillermo (Spanish) or Guillelmo (Italian).
speaking of, CL is in the studio now, which means there will hardly be any gigs this summer. so are U2. it sucks when my 2 fav bands are in the studio at the same time. they should know better and consult me next time.
But this will allow the government bureaucracy more time to finally approve those forms that will subsidize your U2 and CL concert-viewing experiences.
speaking of elmo, did anyone watch John Stewart last night? He kept the puppet bit going a tad to long but it was still pretty funny...
I'm actually not too far from him right now