Thora
Blue Crack Supplier
It's pouring like crazy outside right now. This is beyond ridiculous weather for June.
great...i'm really wishing i wasn't at work right now and therefore unable to listen to this clip
Now that was fanfuckintastic timing to enter the bar!!
Reggie you made my day, and my keyboard very very wet!!!
See, that's where you went wrong. You don't answer them like that. You get out the car and say, "Sorry, Sorry, I can't hear ya, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FUNK I GOT BUILT UP ON THA INSIDE, I CAN'T HEAR - UH OH, HERE IT COMES.....WATCH ME NOW!" and then you, you know, break out the moves. If you play it right they start with the whole, "GET IN THE CAR, GET BACK IN THE CAR, SIR, SIR, I"M WARNING YOU, SIR....oh....oh shit....DAYUM, son. Where you get move like that. You there, in the Escort, GET OUT YOUR CAR AND DANCE LIKE THIS FUNKY CRACKER. All ya'll, get out you damn cars and dance. I don't care if it's 2 degrees (-98C), GET OUT YOUR CARS AND FREAK THIS BORDER, MOTHER FUCKERS. NAO!" The bad part is sometimes they don't let you leave, but whatever. By then who cares, you know?
See, that's where you went wrong. You don't answer them like that. You get out the car and say, "Sorry, Sorry, I can't hear ya, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FUNK I GOT BUILT UP ON THA INSIDE, I CAN'T HEAR - UH OH, HERE IT COMES.....WATCH ME NOW!" and then you, you know, break out the moves. If you play it right they start with the whole, "GET IN THE CAR, GET BACK IN THE CAR, SIR, SIR, I"M WARNING YOU, SIR....oh....oh shit....DAYUM, son. Where you get move like that. You there, in the Escort, GET OUT YOUR CAR AND DANCE LIKE THIS FUNKY CRACKER. All ya'll, get out you damn cars and dance. I don't care if it's 2 degrees (-98C), GET OUT YOUR CARS AND FREAK THIS BORDER, MOTHER FUCKERS. NAO!" The bad part is sometimes they don't let you leave, but whatever. By then who cares, you know?
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you guys are killing me!pronunciating?
i've seen one where the woman at the drive thru actually understood what he was saying and repeated his order back to him
Is 'keyboard' a euphemism for your 'hoo ha'...
you guys are killing me!
i think this is something similar: last night at dinner, someone ordered...i forget the name of the dish, but they said pollo. like as in, they pronounced it like water polo
geezugh. i've had friends who call them "kay-sa-dill-ahs" "tor-till-ahs" and jalapenos with a hard J.
ugh. i've had friends who call them "kay-sa-dill-ahs" "tor-till-ahs" and jalapenos with a hard J.
whooooo-eeee, that there's some mah-tee fah eye-talian food!I like when people say "MAH-TZA-RELLA". or "EYE-TALIAN". Lovely.
Mayan?
no, more like a shitfaced beav
I like to say creamy fajitas so it sounds like creamy vaginas. I'm 12.
Sad fact:
He was not even drunk when he called you that.