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Old 06-09-2008, 04:34 PM   #526
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well, when i went up to border patrol i had my driver's license ready as usual. this bitchfuck didn't even look at it, and he said to me "do you have your birth certificate?" i said "no."
See, that's where you went wrong. You don't answer them like that. You get out the car and say, "Sorry, Sorry, I can't hear ya, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FUNK I GOT BUILT UP ON THA INSIDE, I CAN'T HEAR - UH OH, HERE IT COMES.....WATCH ME NOW!" and then you, you know, break out the moves. If you play it right they start with the whole, "GET IN THE CAR, GET BACK IN THE CAR, SIR, SIR, I"M WARNING YOU, SIR....oh....oh shit....DAYUM, son. Where you get move like that. You there, in the Escort, GET OUT YOUR CAR AND DANCE LIKE THIS FUNKY CRACKER. All ya'll, get out you damn cars and dance. I don't care if it's 2 degrees (-98C), GET OUT YOUR CARS AND FREAK THIS BORDER, MOTHER FUCKERS. NAO!" The bad part is sometimes they don't let you leave, but whatever. By then who cares, you know?
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See, that's where you went wrong. You don't answer them like that. You get out the car and say, "Sorry, Sorry, I can't hear ya, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FUNK I GOT BUILT UP ON THA INSIDE, I CAN'T HEAR - UH OH, HERE IT COMES.....WATCH ME NOW!" and then you, you know, break out the moves. If you play it right they start with the whole, "GET IN THE CAR, GET BACK IN THE CAR, SIR, SIR, I"M WARNING YOU, SIR....oh....oh shit....DAYUM, son. Where you get move like that. You there, in the Escort, GET OUT YOUR CAR AND DANCE LIKE THIS FUNKY CRACKER. All ya'll, get out you damn cars and dance. I don't care if it's 2 degrees (-98C), GET OUT YOUR CARS AND FREAK THIS BORDER, MOTHER FUCKERS. NAO!" The bad part is sometimes they don't let you leave, but whatever. By then who cares, you know?
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See, that's where you went wrong. You don't answer them like that. You get out the car and say, "Sorry, Sorry, I can't hear ya, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FUNK I GOT BUILT UP ON THA INSIDE, I CAN'T HEAR - UH OH, HERE IT COMES.....WATCH ME NOW!" and then you, you know, break out the moves. If you play it right they start with the whole, "GET IN THE CAR, GET BACK IN THE CAR, SIR, SIR, I"M WARNING YOU, SIR....oh....oh shit....DAYUM, son. Where you get move like that. You there, in the Escort, GET OUT YOUR CAR AND DANCE LIKE THIS FUNKY CRACKER. All ya'll, get out you damn cars and dance. I don't care if it's 2 degrees (-98C), GET OUT YOUR CARS AND FREAK THIS BORDER, MOTHER FUCKERS. NAO!" The bad part is sometimes they don't let you leave, but whatever. By then who cares, you know?
You need a friend with you to keep trying to put a robe over your shoulders...
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Same here. That I have a 'Cali' accent

Like Duuuuude what, ever I have no clue what you're talking about
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Same here. That I have a 'Cali' accent

Like Duuuuude what, ever I have no clue what you're talking about

what's that? Isn't a 'Cali' accent the way 'normal' people talk...


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See, that's where you went wrong. You don't answer them like that. You get out the car and say, "Sorry, Sorry, I can't hear ya, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FUNK I GOT BUILT UP ON THA INSIDE, I CAN'T HEAR - UH OH, HERE IT COMES.....WATCH ME NOW!" and then you, you know, break out the moves. If you play it right they start with the whole, "GET IN THE CAR, GET BACK IN THE CAR, SIR, SIR, I"M WARNING YOU, SIR....oh....oh shit....DAYUM, son. Where you get move like that. You there, in the Escort, GET OUT YOUR CAR AND DANCE LIKE THIS FUNKY CRACKER. All ya'll, get out you damn cars and dance. I don't care if it's 2 degrees (-98C), GET OUT YOUR CARS AND FREAK THIS BORDER, MOTHER FUCKERS. NAO!" The bad part is sometimes they don't let you leave, but whatever. By then who cares, you know?
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