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Old 05-28-2007, 11:18 PM   #481
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I'll have people watching across that little sea there. Believe me. I might look into expanding the sea width. It's a little close to them for my tastes. I might saw of the border with england too, like Bugs Bunny in the episode where they told him bunnies were harmless. "STOP STEAMING UP MY GLASSES!"



The Crazy Train's rails will not connect to Scotland. And I'm building a super chunnel just in case. I don't want peaceful Scotland infected with whatever the fuck that thing's got.
Snow's court jester idea would be fitting, though. Take it under advisement, for now. And, invade Wales, please. Arrest everyone named "Smith".
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:20 PM   #482
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I don't want a court jester that scream out "FYM FYM FYM" all day. That's bad for business. HOwever, maybe the Welsh will get the Crazy Train. THAT would be a conversation worth hearing. Nice. ANd in the jester's outfit.
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Holy fuck, perfect.

Send the Crazy Train careening into Wales as your vanguard, then sweep in behind the Train. Seeing the aftermath of the Train's journey through Wales would be reason enough to invade. You can't lose.
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Here's what you do with Wales...give them CT and take their pendragon archers...absolutely brilliant... and actually saw them off and set them adrift...that would be awesome...but I need you to swing them around so they are adrift in the north sea...I'm not dealing with that shit every time I go home.
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Indeed, I like this plan. I'll send one of the passengers to distract the English. We don't want them to interfere.
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What's a cooler last name than "Pendragon"?

"Hi, I'm John Collins, what's your name?"

"I'm Uther Pendragon. Motherfucker."
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"I'm Uther Pendragon. Motherfucker."

If I was a guy I'd introduce myself like that all the time...
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Here's what you do with Wales...give them CT and take their pendragon archers...absolutely brilliant... and actually saw them off and set them adrift...that would be awesome...but I need you to swing them around so they are adrift in the north sea...I'm not dealing with that shit every time I go home.
How am I going to get Connecticut over there though?

What I can do is swing Wales southeast, so that they end up clogging the space England and Belgium. Then the chunnel would be useless, that would piss off the French. The Belgians would be pissed cause the English would just wander over there with the Welsh in tow.


Oh man, Europe is so mine.
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"Yeah, you heard me right, I'm Uther Pendragon. What have I done with my life? Oh, just killed the Duke of Cornwall, almost united the British, could count the Wizard Merlin as a confidant and adviser, and, sired a little kid you might have heard of....named King Arthur. And, you, you said you were an insurance claims adjuster? Sounds interesting...."
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"I'm Uther Pendragon. Motherfucker."
Yes. I wish this had been made known to me like 10 years ago.
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How am I going to get Connecticut over there though?

What I can do is swing Wales southeast, so that they end up clogging the space England and Belgium. Then the chunnel would be useless, that would piss off the French. The Belgians would be pissed cause the English would just wander over there with the Welsh in tow.


Oh man, Europe is so mine.
Maybe you could turn Wales into a personal, floating pleasure Island? After arresting everyone named Smith. And Jones.
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10 to go people, then I'm off to bed.

'78, sup sup?
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'78, still in temporary apartments.

I could give you my work address, you could ship them there....I forgot all about them, Mikeflix has shutdown for the time being...thanks for reminding me...you're a stand up sista.
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Maybe you could turn Wales into a personal, floating pleasure Island?
Meh, it's all hilly and green. I like my personal floating pleasure islands to be more tropical.
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