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Old 02-18-2007, 12:59 AM   #346
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Beav's the funniest person on interference, hands down.

Human Nature is my favorite Michael Jackson song.
I'll second the Beav nomination.

and Human Nature...really?

I just got "Thriller" in a trade on

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I like the "Stuck in the Middle" song, not sure of the title.

And you think I'm funny? Like I'm some kind of fucking clown here to amuse you? GFY, monkey boy. I'm no fucking clown - though at this stage. I probably would dress up like a clown if it meant I could fuck, so....STFU. I don't need your shit. Don't judge me.....I am cry.
Beav needs some... beaver!!



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I'm not kidding. I love Human Nature. Always have, always will.

Fuck you, Beav, accept the fucking compliment, you asshole. I'm being nice, scum.
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lol, yeah. lately ive been more menacing to certain other employees though.
Whenever people order stuff do you constantly say, "Would you like fries with that?" or "Can I get you some fries with that shake?" or "Would you like to supersize that shit, bitchwhore ass bitch slut?" I bet that'd be fun. You could put that up on Youtube.


It's like a sausage party up in here. I'm gonna loosen up the top button on my jeans, you guys won't mind, right? Ahhhh, yeah. That's better.
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I'm not kidding. I love Human Nature. Always have, always will.

Fuck you, Beav, accept the fucking compliment, you asshole. I'm being nice, scum.
You're not the boss of me.











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Whenever people order stuff do you constantly say, "Would you like fries with that?" or "Can I get you some fries with that shake?" or "Would you like to supersize that shit, bitchwhore ass bitch slut?" I bet that'd be fun. You could put that up on Youtube.


It's like a sausage party up in here. I'm gonna loosen up the top button on my jeans, you guys won't mind, right? Ahhhh, yeah. That's better.
Yeah, normally I'd do the thing on sausage...but, um...er, not tonight...

Beav, you're fuckin' funny, like, uh...Gilbert Godfried...
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Whenever people order stuff do you constantly say, "Would you like fries with that?" or "Can I get you some fries with that shake?" or "Would you like to supersize that shit, bitchwhore ass bitch slut?" I bet that'd be fun. You could put that up on Youtube.
i take very few orders, but we dont sell fries.

i dont think we have any catchphrases like that though, i dislike customers greatly so i try and avoid contact with them. except for deliverys = tips
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Beav's comedy is more like Carrot Top's. That sort of comedy. The kind that makes you go, "I an going to change the channel now".

Reg tones down the sexicon when the ladies are not here to appreciate. He refuses to waste ammo.
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i take very few orders, but we dont sell fries.

i dont think we have any catchphrases like that though, i dislike customers greatly so i try and avoid contact with them. except for deliverys = tips
I can just imagine Tre showing up at someone's door:

"Did you guys order this shit? Good, here, take it. What are you people listening to? That's not Oasis. Wankers"
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I can just imagine Tre showing up at someone's door:

"Did you guys order this shit? Good, here, take it. What are you people listening to? That's not Oasis. Wankers"
nonono, that doesnt help induce good tipping. im actually pleasant when giving people their food at their house.
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Yeah, normally I'd do the thing on sausage...but, um...er, not tonight...

Beav, you're fuckin' funny, like, uh...Gilbert Godfried...
Grazie. I never could stand Gilbert, then I heard him on Howard Stern one day and goddamn he was funny. He was on with Heidi Klum and he was working the Holocaust angle with her, and I damn near had to pull over. I think he said something like, "You can dress me up in pajamas with a yellow star anytime, baby." And e just kept going. Heidi Klum - she's married to Seal or something, right?
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Reg tones down the sexicon when the ladies are not here to appreciate. He refuses to waste ammo.
Oh hell no!! Man, I keep my gun loaded hunting bear or cougar!

Now Beav...at least he has a name I could kinda get hot for... but

And Tre, Beav was being sarcastic...of course you don't sell fries at a Pizza place...we all know that...don't we?
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Beav's comedy is more like Carrot Top's. That sort of comedy. The kind that makes you go, "I an going to change the channel now".

Reg tones down the sexicon when the ladies are not here to appreciate. He refuses to waste ammo.
Carrot Top = NICE! Thanks man, that's awesome. I aspire to be more Carrot Toppish. I even bring a little megaphone to conference calls.
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And Tre, Beav was being sarcastic...of course you don't sell fries at a Pizza place...we all know that...don't we?
i cant take sarcasm now, ive been at work all day dishing it out to other people!
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Reg, a pizza place near me sells Fries. They suck, but they sell them.
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