The Super Terrific MLB Thread - Part 4

[DaveC]

So if I learn to throw a slider, I can bang Alyssa Milano too?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Nevermind-don't need or want the grief

 

[DaveC]

You don't have to date someone to stick it...

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Nevermind-don't need or want the grief

 

[DaveC]

You think Alyssa Milano prefers the screwball, or the splitter?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Nevermind-don't need or want the grief

 

[DaveC]

Give me a break.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Nevermind-don't need or want the grief

 

[DaveC]

I thought it was pretty funny. Guess that means I'm just a frat boy in disguise because I made a joke that contained a double-entendre. Where's the keg?

Hopefully everyone stays away from the cut fast ball jokes, though

 

[phanan]

Apparently I missed something.

 

[DaveC]

Now, back to the question at hand...

You think Alyssa Milano prefers the screwball, or the splitter?

 

[phanan]

I hope he would take the pics, not pose for them.



And apparently add Tom Glavine to the list, thats news to me:

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/alyssa-milano.htm

Girl gets around.

I thought Tom Glavine was married and had a family?

 

[DaveC]

Maybe not for very long...

 

[phanan]

Indeed.

 

[No spoken words]

Nevermind-don't need or want the grief.

 

[DaveC]

EDIT: Fuck it.

So, how about them Red Sox? I hear they've been doing well recently.

 

[No spoken words]

Yes, let's talk about the Red Sox. True champions, on and off the field. There's a certain glow that surrounds each and every player who dons the Red Sox uniform. Bastions of honor, paragons of virtue, the Red Sox are the team all people, young and old, should look up to.

The Boston Red Sox - PLEBA approved!

 

[phanan]

 

[DaveC]

Yes, let's talk about the Red Sox. True champions, on and off the field. There's a certain glow that surrounds each and every player who dons the Red Sox uniform. Bastions of honor, paragons of virtue, the Red Sox are the team all people, young and old, should look up to.

The Boston Red Sox - PLEBA approved!

Huzzah!

 

[Hewson]

Apparently I missed something.

I guess I did too, and I started the discussion...stupid work.

 

[Hewson]

I guess her obsession goes back a bit:

 

[CTU2fan]

Well we could always talk about R. Kelly and Gary Sheffield's wife...

 

[DaveC]

Triple-A Toledo makes contract offer to A-Rod

Associated Press

Updated: November 1, 2007, 5:11 PM ET

TOLEDO, Ohio -- Alex Rodriguez a Mud Hen?

Spurred by an offhand remark from George Steinbrenner's son, the Triple-A Toledo Mud Hens want in on the A-Rod sweepstakes.

The Mud Hens playfully offered the prize free agent a deal Thursday -- a contract proposal that includes a bonus for hitting 75 home runs next year and leading them to 10 straight International League titles.

Rodriguez recently opted out of his $252 million, 10-year contract with the New York Yankees. That prompted Hank Steinbrenner, son of the Yankees owner, to tell the New York Times: "Does he want to go into the Hall of Fame as a Yankee, or a Toledo Mud Hen?"

The Mud Hens conjured up an offer to find out, said Jason Griffin, a spokesman for the Detroit Tigers' top farm team.

Toledo created a Hall of Fame plaque of Rodriguez wearing a Mud Hens hat and sent a letter to his agent, Scott Boras.

The deal stipulates that Rodriguez will have to compete for a spot with Toledo third basemen Mike Hessman, the league's most valuable player last season.

"Would your client be willing to play a different position?" the letter asked.

Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press

 

[zonelistener]

Nevermind-don't need or want the grief.

I think someone needs a visit to the big hug thread!

 

[DaveC]

Looks like Barry ain't ever gonna be in the HoF (according to him) if they take the asterisk'd ball:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3090631

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You think Alyssa Milano prefers the screwball, or the splitter?

i heard she's a spitballer

get it... spit.. ball... ah forget it. never mind- don't need or want the grief.

 

[DaveC]

I wonder how often she comes off the rubber to go for the bag?

That's it for me, folks! Thank you, you've been a great audience! Try the fish, tip your waitress.

 

[randhail]

as long as she doesn't use sandpaper to get a better grip, it's all good.

 

[DaveC]

Or pine tar...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

kinky