The Super Terrific MLB Thread - Part 4

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He had just been crying. I think.

Since when do stoned people know how they sound when stoned? Trust me, no matter how you think you sound when stoned, you sound worse.

 

[tpsreports2424]

's all around

now on to the paplebon dance!

 

[DaveC]

That's pretty damn close to how I sound when I'm baked.

He was doing a spot-on impression if he wasn't.

 

[Dalton]

Unless there is a video ... then you sound funny. Forever.

 

[DaveC]

Can you riverdance when you're blazed??

 

[Dalton]

Holy SHIT. Has this been posted yet?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...offs/2007/10/28/rodriguez.contract/index.html

 

[Hewson]

2 observations:
A. Varitek pocketed the ball.


2. OJ may in fact be innocent...did you see John Henry's gloves? They fit perfectly...reopen the case.

 

[zonelistener]

Is it April yet?

Pitchers and catchers in late Feb.

That's only like 120 days away!

 

[No spoken words]

Yeah, a few pages back.

 

[No spoken words]

Stop talking about the "curse" for fuck's sake.

 

[Dalton]

Yikes. How are you doing?

 

[No spoken words]

Me?

 

[speedracer]

Stop talking about the "curse" for fuck's sake.

QFMFT

 

[Dalton]

Yeah. You.

 

[No spoken words]

Regarding A-Rod?

 

[Dalton]

Mike Lowell looks like a guy I play softball with.

 

[Hewson]

Mike Lowell is more likely if the series ends today, I think.

You are correct sir.

 

[Dalton]

Regarding A-Rod?

Really?

 

[Hewson]

Mike Lowell looks like a guy I play softball with.

You play softball with the Edge and Groucho Marx's bastard child?

 

[No spoken words]

You play softball with the Edge and Groucho Marx's bastard child?

QFMFT

 

[Dalton]

Let the guy drink before you ask him about free agency.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh, let the fucking guy enjoy the WS victory and leave him alone about his contract. Jesus Christ.

 

[DaveC]

God damn, I can't stand Jeanie Zelasco...

 

[No spoken words]

Well, at least we're done with Dane Cook.

 

[zonelistener]

Well, at least we're done with Dane Cook.

Yeah...Hopefully there is only one October.

 

[Dalton]

Here's hoping that gracie talks about a major slump buster.

 

[Hewson]

Isn't Dane gonna be on the sidelines in Indy next Sunday??

There's only one November!!!

 

[DaveC]

I have yet to hear a sentence containing the words "Jon Lester" that does NOT also contain the word "cancer".

 

[Dalton]

In more shocking news, the AP is reporting that Joe Girardi is set to turn down the offer to manage the Yankees so he can pursue his other passion: Killing Commies.

 

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In more shocking news, the AP is reporting that Joe Girardi is set to turn down the offer to manage the Yankees so he can pursue his other passion: Killing Commies.

Oh hell yes!