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Old 04-06-2007, 12:20 PM   #151
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Jay's got a handful of ass in that photo.

Btw, everyone, it's April, so settle down and let some time go by before anyone's great or anyone sucks. No one wins a championship in April.
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Perhaps the Boss shouldn't have invested $16 mil a year in Andy Pettitte and made a more aggressive run at Matsuzaka.

Today to fill up space in the scoreboard page in the Herald the has a column with the 75 top 2007 salaries...
1. Arod $27,708,525
2. Steroid Giambi $23,428,571
3. Boot 2 Jeets $21,600,000
4. Money Ramirez $17,016,381
5. Fraud Helton $16,600,000
6t. Bartolo Colonoscopy: $16,000,000
6t. Andy Pettitte: $16,000,000

Now I think Pettitte was a very good pitcher in his hey day, but the 6th highest salary this year in MLB??

If only Seinfeld were still on so Frank Costanza could confront Steinbrenner about this.

(Of course Pettitte is probably not the worst of the group, Richie Sexson the #12 overall salary at $15,500,000??? sweet jeebus)

Where's Carl Pavano on that list?
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I do not speak his name, Phanan.
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Bartolo Colonoscopy was actually coined by U2Kitten and her brother before Bartolo Colon was even born, because they are direct descendants of both Chris Berman and Nostradamus, that pair.
Hey now....Miss retrataroof can take credit for some things, but that is a Hewson trademarked Bermanism right there...where is Jackie Chiles' phone number??

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Where's Carl Pavano on that list?
Tied for #60 at $10,000,000
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Btw, everyone, it's April, so settle down and let some time go by before anyone's great or anyone sucks. No one wins a championship in April.
You had a very different tone on Monday with your multiple rah rah Yanks for beating the D-Rays and ARod gets curtain calls for a HR with a 2 run lead posts.
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Dice K had a great outing and Pettite was lousy. Of course I was happy that Arod hit one out on Opening Day. What heartless soul wouldn't be excited with an Opening Day victory? But, April in the Northeast can be brutal, which could best describe the Yankees' defense last night. Geez that was ugly. I don't like when the Yanks play the D-rays because they always seem to be extra pumped up to play the Yanks. The D-rays bullpen is awful though and the Yanks probably should've won, but they sucked last night.
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good to see jay buhner back on the field for the M's...

Jay Buhner, team proctologist.

It was nice to see the M's off to a 2-0 start, but by the third game, the A's said "Yeah, that's enough of that."

But hey, I'll take 2-1 for the opening series. Richie Sexton had homers in the first two games.
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He's got 2 handfuls of ass. I think Jay was doing his best Mike Tyson impersonation there.
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You say Sexton, I say Sexson, let's call the whole thing off.
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Okay, I did actually know it's Sexson. I hope Richie doesn't come and stomp on me with his big giant Paul Bunyon feet for my error.

I'm also rooting for the Brewers, because growing up we always drove down to Milwaukee for a Brewers game. Until the strike in the early-mid 80s, which is when my mom got so disgusted with baseball we stopped going for many years.

But anyway, I consider myself to have two home teams. Go Mariners, and go Brewers!
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I think a lot of people would like to see the Brewers have a good year. They have been a potential cinderella team for a year or two, so, hopefully they'll put it together and do well this season.

Sexson is a gentle giant, methinks you are safe.
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They've been a cinderella team since their inception.
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