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Old 01-14-2008, 10:38 AM   #1
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The shakespeare insult kit

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html


for when you really need to let it out


thou lumpish fat kidneyed pigeon egg!!!
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:14 AM   #2
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Oh this is fun!


Thou spleeny flap-mouthed bum-bailey!
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:14 PM   #3
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You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

(This is a real one, by the way. Bonus points go to the person who is able to name that play. WITHOUT GOOGLING. )
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thou warped ill-breeding bum-bailey
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It's been a while since I had an English class

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You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

(This is a real one, by the way. Bonus points go to the person who is able to name that play. WITHOUT GOOGLING. )
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Old 01-14-2008, 02:42 PM   #6
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Re: It's been a while since I had an English class

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I know.
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You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

(This is a real one, by the way. Bonus points go to the person who is able to name that play. WITHOUT GOOGLING. )
It's not Henry to Falstaff is it?
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Thou mewling knotty-pated giglet!!


(I have no idea what I just said, let's just say it was meant as an insult )
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OMG this is hysterical!!

Thou cullionly rump-fed miscreant!!
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shakespear!

two house holds both alike in dignity
in fair Verona where we lay our scene
from acient grundge break to new mutiny
from fourth the faitle loins of these to foes.
A PAIR OF STAR CROSSED LOVERS TAKE THERE LIFE!!!!

just had to say that...
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Thou infectious tickle-brained strumpet
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Y'all need your mouths washed with soap
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shakespear!

two house holds both alike in dignity
in fair Verona where we lay our scene
from acient grundge break to new mutiny
from fourth the faitle loins of these to foes.
A PAIR OF STAR CROSSED LOVERS TAKE THERE LIFE!!!!

just had to say that...
There's an E at the end of his name... just had to say that.
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Old 01-17-2008, 04:48 PM   #14
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It's not Henry to Falstaff is it?
Alas, no! Here's a hint: it's not one of the histories, but rather a comedy.
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Haha I sent this link to my sister and everyone in her office today have been hysterical about the phrases and names they are coming up with!
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