the second poster of the week is...

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

sounds like a good fantasy.

 

[Elvis Presley]

I cant be mad at Jimmy, he came home and we made up, (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

oatmeal creme pies on the house...

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i have the horse patties ready! the burger train is about to roll into bun station! come on gang, enjoy the sweet meats!

 

[mad1]

if u want it to come true....then Im pretty sure me SF and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBono can arrange to call at yer house this weekend in Charlie's Angel style action.

Ok girls, I say we all go for it!

 

[Screaming Flower]

can i be drew?

 

[mad1]

hey I know Jimmy Journal.........yea hes that kid on the corner of the street.........looks baffled all the time...........has one toe sticking outta his shoe and carries a pipe by his side.....

 

[mad1]

AS LONG as I can be Lucy Lui for I really really really wanna pin deahbear to the sofa with my feet



if ur Drew u have to wear a catsuit with no bra like she does in the car in the film.....

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'm in.

 

[Elvis Presley]

hey I know Jimmy Journal.........yea hes that kid on the corner of the street.........looks baffled all the time...........has one toe sticking outta his shoe and carries a pipe by his side.....

Jimmy is a cannibal, other than that you have him pegged

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

like my friends have always said - "hot girls are hot"

 

[mad1]

ok this is what we do.

first off we MUST rent a beach house for Bear.....then 2 weeks later on a Friday evening gatecrash the eegit by helicopter, we abseil down into the sea. The three of us emerge lit up by the sunset with our faces done catty eyes and red lippy and we call Bear on the phone and tell him to open the door. Once he does we walk out of the sea and we teasingly but not displaying pull down our zips on the front of our black catsuits - no bra on.............and strike our poses......with me cracking a leather whip......
we seductively look at Bear and walk towards him and watch in total awe at him pissing down his own leg.
We push him indoors and immediately dress him up in rubber and leather and seal him to the bed.
we tease him for half-an-hour before we leave him closed in the bedroom and go and put on a good movie, helping ourselves to popcorn, coke and plenty of other good stuff.
We all fall asleep on the sofa then next morning walk in and individually kiss deathbear goodbye on the cheek. Twenty minutes later the Marines arrive by speedboat to take us home.






dunno about u ladies but it sounds good to me!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

~king

 

[mad1]

listen Bear, Im pretty sure u could handle it, after all, in Interland u are always trying to get ur leg over 6 girls at once!

Perv!



dont be afraid of girls Bear............we just like to be more expressive.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i figure my odds of scoring with at least one of them are way higher if i hit on as many at a time as possible.

 

[Basstrap]

I like your philosophy

I think I will employ it

 

[martha]

*sprays this whole thread with a hoseful of cold water and Lysol*

 

[mad1]

well Im curious.;........

Bear

When u go to bars with mates are u loud proud and full of it in front of them?

Or do u sit back and be the little one in the corner whos kind and nice and knocks drinks back but eyeballs the Beautiful Women?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ive made it very well known what i do in bars.

i hate them. everyone there sucks.

so what do i do? i hit on every single girl that doesnt appear to be with a guy. but the thing is, i dont hit on them in a way that they think i actually like them. oh no. definitely not. ive realised talking about politics is the greatest way to make them uninterested in you.

basstrap, would you consider yourself an idealist or a realist?

 

[mad1]

Aww ur so cute!




see ya later Bear!

 

[Basstrap]

basstrap, would you consider yourself an idealist or a realist?

idealist!!!!
if I was a realist I would have to kill myself

what sex toys would you recommend?

 

[mad1]

******************************try Barbie doll Bassy**********************

 

[Basstrap]

BOOOORING

 

[mad1]

 

[ouizy]

Very deserving winner. EP puts my threadwhoring to shame. Rock on. Rock on.

Sorry Ouizy, it'll come soon.

eh? ok.

Shakes EP's hand.

























Washes Ouizy's hand.

 

[Elvis Presley]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

words that end in ich make me mad.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

munich

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

germany + me =

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

well good then.
I'm glad to have pleased you.