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Old 06-26-2006, 01:02 PM   #1
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The Random Seinfeld Quotes Thread

This is the thread to post random Seinfeld quotes that pop into your head from time to time. I'm very Seinfeld-humor-ish. I wonder if that is a word. But I am. I feel it deserves a thread.
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i love this thread.
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JERRY: "It's level-jumping on our friendship."

ELAINE: "It IS level-jumping on our friendship!"
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ELAINE: "GET OUT!!!!!!!!"

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(to George on urinating in the shower)

JERRY: "Do the medical books say anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?"
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George: He will be everything I pretend to be, only for real. That is my dream, Jerry.
Jerry: I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
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He regifted and took an upstairs invite to mean a weekend sex romp at the Super Bowl.


Elaine: He took it out
Jerry: He took what out?
Elaine : He took IT out.

These pretzels are making me THIRSTY
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From one of my favorite episodes:

George victoriously holding up mangos, "I'M BACK BABY! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!"

"It's not like after the risotto."
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JERRY: "He's the Got-No-Green Lantern."

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JERRY & GEORGE: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Seinfeld.....4! (Chinese Restaraunt)

And the Librarian episode..Let me tell you something joyboy!



and how could I forget No Soup For You!!
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George: Have you ever seen Elaine dance?

Jerry: Elaine dance?!

George: It's like a full-body dry heave set to music.
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KRAMER: "I'm out there Jerry!! And I'm loving every minute of it!!

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Elaine "You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card!!!"
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anyone celebrate Festivus?
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