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Old 04-03-2007, 08:02 PM   #121
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George: No, no that's pie country.

Jerry: Yeah.

George: They do a lot of baking up there.

Jerry: They sell them at the side of the road. Blueberry - Blackberry.

George: Blackberry - Boysenberry.

Jerry: Boysenberry - Huckleberry.

George: Huckleberry - Raspberry.

Jerry: Raspberry - Strawberry.

George: Strawberry - Cranberry.

Jerry: Peach!
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:15 PM   #122
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:21 PM   #123
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This bump is gold, BrownEyedBoy! Gold!
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:46 PM   #124
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JERRY: She's too good! I mean she's genuinely caring and concerned for the well-being of others. I can't be with a person like that. I couldn't imagine myself having sex with someone like that. I . . . I . . . I mean, I can't even imagine that she has sex!


(ELAINE enters.)


JERRY: On the other hand . . . .
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:36 PM   #125
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This bump is gold, BrownEyedBoy! Gold!

One tries.

"If he can re-gift then you can de-gift."
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:56 PM   #126
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:56 AM   #127
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Seinfeld....Four!

Hilarious chinese restarant episode!


Let me tell you something joyboy..

The overdue library book lol
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Cartwright!...

...Cartwright!!
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Old 12-01-2007, 11:46 PM   #129
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This bump is gold, BrownEyedBoy! Gold!
Yes, indeed. BrownEyedBoy keeps my thread going strong.

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Cartwright!...

...Cartwright!!
Who's Cartwright?

I'm Cartwright.
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Old 12-02-2007, 01:04 AM   #130
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George: Ok everybody. Uh, I have an announcement to make... From now on I will be known as-

Mr. Kruger: Koko the Monkey.

George: *stares blankly* ...What?

Board Room: Koko! Koko! Koko!
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Old 12-03-2007, 01:40 AM   #132
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Elaine to the Soup Nazi - "It's over Soup Nazi, it's over. Next!"

Kenny to Jerry - "You gotta try the soup Jerry. It's the best Jerry! The best!!"

Elaine when seeing everyone at Monk's Cafe eating their candy bars with a knife and fork -"What's wrong with you people?! Have you all gone mad?!"
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