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Old 03-27-2007, 08:24 PM   #106
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I banged one out this afternoon. Some guy in my math class was playing with a straw and got a little spit on the girl in front of him. She turned and asked if he spit on her and he said no, and she asks who did, and I interject: "There must have been a second spitter!"

You know, behind the bushes near the gravely road.
I love it when Jerry says..."that was one magic loogy"

OMG when George makes his musical voicemail for his machine...It kills me...(to the tune of Believe it or not) "Believe it or not George can't pick up the phone, please leave a message a beep I must be out or I'd pick up the phone where could I be...Believe it or not I'm not home" lol I LOVE IT!!! (it's my voicemail)
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Old 03-28-2007, 04:30 AM   #107
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Kramer: Now just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never was!
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:06 PM   #108
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The hardest that I have ever laughed at a TV show, from the dirty talk episode:

Jerry- "The panties that your mother laid out for you?"
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:16 PM   #109
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Old 03-28-2007, 04:56 PM   #110
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Old 03-28-2007, 05:47 PM   #111
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Jerry (To George lying on the floor): And you want to be my latex salesman?
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Old 03-29-2007, 02:25 AM   #112
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Old 03-29-2007, 12:26 PM   #113
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Old 03-30-2007, 02:32 AM   #114
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Somone who lives near me has a car with the personalized plate 'Mulva'.

Everytime I see it....

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Old 03-30-2007, 10:01 PM   #115
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Hehe when I was getting dressed this morning putting on my Bra, I was thinking about the episode when George's dad and Kramer thought they had a great invention with the male "Bro"


I love that episode!
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:37 PM   #116
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Somone who lives near me has a car with the personalized plate 'Mulva'.

Everytime I see it....

DOLORES!
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:50 AM   #117
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Puddy: It's gonna be rough.

Elaine (hitting Puddy): You should be trying to save me!

Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell!

Elaine: I am not going to hell! And if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell! Even though I am not!

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't ya!?

Elaine: Yeah! That's right! Agggggbllllllaaaaaggggggg!(making Excorcist/tongue-waving devil sounds!)
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Old 04-01-2007, 12:57 AM   #118
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Jerry: You picked a hell of a moyle Elaine!

heheheh i love that episode!
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:11 PM   #120
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George "I'm a bad man!"
"Jerry Seinfeld is a bad man. A very bad man."
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