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Old 09-17-2006, 10:45 PM   #91
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Kramer: This is Little Jerry Seinfeld!


I am so getting a rooster and naming it Little Jerry Seinfeld
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Old 09-18-2006, 04:55 AM   #92
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I dont remeber the exact words...

Kramer - I made you a Fusili Jerry
Jerry - Why Fusilli
Kramer - Because you are silly
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Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is...
George: Is that right, I just threw away a life time of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

Just saw this on TV!
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i dont got nothin, but i love this thread!
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Old 03-26-2007, 10:48 PM   #95
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George: Slippery Pete?
Kramer: Yeah, he's the best......and the worst.
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Jerry: [giving Elaine house sitting instructions] One last thing, Benes. Regarding sexual activity ... strictly prohibited, but, if you absolutely must, do us all a favor and do it in the tub.
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George, to some punks in a movie theater, in "The Opposite": "Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats. We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like. Do you understand me? Shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for you....and if you think I'm kidding, just try me,try me...because I would LOVE IT"

In fact:

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From The Dog

Gavin: Prediction! You'll be calling me to ask if you can come visit him before the month is out.

Jerry: Prediction! I never see you or him again in my entire life.

(Farfel growls and yanks Gavin out of the doorframe.)



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Old 03-27-2007, 02:44 AM   #99
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MANDELBAUM!
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George: I'm not smart. People always think I'm smart, but I'm not.

Jerry: Who thinks you're smart?
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Originally posted by inmyplace13
MANDELBAUM!
Izzy Mandelbaum: What the Hell is that?
Morty Seinfeld: It's from my son.
Izzy Mandelbaum: You think YOU are the #1 Dad??
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Old 03-27-2007, 12:40 PM   #102
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It's go time!
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Pick out anything in this room and I'll lift it over my head!
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Old 03-27-2007, 06:52 PM   #104
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George: Why are you home? You're supposed to be out on your route and getting my calzones for Steinbrenner.
Newman: Well, I saw that it's raining outside, so I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
George: But... you're a mailman! Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow-- It's the first one!

I just saw this one on TV.

It feels like I never used to watch this show, and then when I watch re-runs I've seen them all. I Seinfeld. Every episode is memorable.
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I banged one out this afternoon. Some guy in my math class was playing with a straw and got a little spit on the girl in front of him. She turned and asked if he spit on her and he said no, and she asks who did, and I interject: "There must have been a second spitter!"

You know, behind the bushes near the gravely road.
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