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Old 09-15-2006, 10:14 AM   #76
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George: the ego on you...who will bomb you... the airlines because of the peanut jokes?

Jerry: oh... and your bombable?

George: there are a couple of people that would like me out of the way

Jerry: there's more than a couple
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:16 AM   #77
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George: i looked that great fish straight in the eye

Jerry: Mammal..

George: Whatever
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:17 AM   #78
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Send over that Calazone... Big Stein wants a little taste!
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:18 AM   #79
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so you really went bald there didn't you?
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:22 AM   #80
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Jerry.... you gotta see the baby!
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:26 AM   #81
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Jerry : Oh i can already feel Kramer's blood inside me..... borrowing things from my blood.
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:27 AM   #82
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Lets just say that Poppie... is a little sloppy.
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:29 AM   #83
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Ach-hooo......

You're sooooo good looking!
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:43 PM   #84
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(George and Kraemer at Monk's Cafe)

KRAEMER: Why aren't you telling this to Jerry?

GEORGE: Jerry! (snorts) I can't talk to Jerry anymore. Lately, he's too much like . . . you.

KRAEMER: That's a shame.
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Old 09-15-2006, 09:40 PM   #85
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George- No I can't. I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?
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Old 09-15-2006, 10:17 PM   #86
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This one was particularly funny:

Elaine: Vaya con Dios!

Kramer: "Con Dee ohs"?? That was rude!
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Old 09-17-2006, 03:01 AM   #87
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"YO YO MA " Kramer.

"In my mind I'm already gone'" KRAMER

'I've gotta go zoo. I figure I can set more of my own schedule' George to Jerry on being abucted by aliens, whether to be in their circus or zoo.

'Which would you date, the blind or the deaf ? ' GEORGE : 'Definitely the blind. They can't see what u look like'. ELAINE : 'Somehow, I'd think they'd know.'
JERRY : ' Now I'd rather date the deaf, cos the blind could get pretty messy around the house'.
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Old 09-17-2006, 03:07 AM   #88
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'For 20 bucks, I'd put my face in their soup and blow." George in THE CHINESE RESTAURANT.


'He stole my move.' JERRY. 'He ends with the pinch, which I find a bit presumptuous'.

George; Does this move involve a knuckle?'
Elaine : As a matter of fact it does.
George: "I think thats my move"
Elaine: "why am I not surprised?'


Stellaaaaa!!!
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Old 09-17-2006, 03:16 AM   #89
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"Im Cosmo Kramer the assman!'


Just love the sein a brilliant thread
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