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Old 06-26-2006, 10:07 PM   #16
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:32 PM   #17
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Kramer: Newman and I are reversing our peep holes so we can look inside and avoid an ambush before we go in.
Jerry: Then couldn't anyone look in and see you?
Kramer: Our policy is that we're comfortable with our bodies. If someone wants a peek, well then, we say, "Enjoy the show!"
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Kramer (in the sauna): It's like a sauna in here.



George: It's not a lie if you believe it.
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"And you want to be my latex salesman".

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Jerry: Hey Kramer, why don't we ever see any of these friends of yours?
Kramer: They say the same thing about you guys.
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Old 06-27-2006, 03:50 PM   #22
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Oh sweet Maria!
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Yada yada yada


Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the
lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.

Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisk.


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George: I've never been the bad boy before.

Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad sport, the bad date, the bad citizen... the bad tipper!
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The Keith Hernandez episode:

Back and to the left ... back and to the left ...

The second spitter behind the bush near the gravely road.

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Old 06-28-2006, 02:12 PM   #28
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The Parking Garage episode. Jerry's monologue:

"They should name them so people will remember: 'MY FATHER IS AN ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC! YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!'
Now THAT I would remember!"
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:05 PM   #29
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PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!
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The episode where Elaine says: "Maybe the dingo ate yo baby"

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