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Old 12-03-2007, 05:44 PM   #136
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"George, his wife is in a coma."
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Old 12-03-2007, 08:54 PM   #137
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“Jerry: You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.”
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:54 PM   #139
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"We'll tell him were frightened and we have to go home" - george

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Old 12-05-2007, 05:05 PM   #141
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Kramer: Have we been intimate?

Elaine: Yeah, yeah we’ve been intimate.

Kramer: And how often do we do it?

Elaine: Kramer! How is that important? Honestly, do you really think he’s going to ask you that?

Kramer: Elaine, he’s a psychiatrist. They’re interested in stuff like that.

Elaine: All right, all right. We do it, uh… five times a week. Okay?

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"What's it matter, you're their all time best-seller!"

My contribution:

George is at the conference room of the Susan Ross Foundation.

GEORGE: There are some people in this room who would have been very happy to never see this briefcase again. There are people in this room who think they can destroy other people's property and get away with it. Well, let me tell you something about those people. They weren't counting on this brain! And this tape recorder.

WYCK: George...

GEORGE: You'll have your turn! The truth must be heard. (Plays back the tape.) That's all there was. And yet, it speaks volumes. A low rumple. A metallic 'squink.' A 'glonk.' Someone crying out..."Dear God!" Let's start with, uh...with you, Wyck.

WYCK: George, Quinn here was moving a chair...he lost his balance and dropped it...it must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?

GEORGE: Alright, then. We've gotten to the bottom of that.
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ELAINE (to George): You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? I'll give you a Christmas card! (Shoves GEORGE's face into her breasts.)
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"The sea was angry that day, my friends"

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"The sea was angry that day, my friends"
...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:39 PM   #149
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