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Old 06-03-2003, 06:54 PM   #1
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The prospect of Martha Stewart's arrest has

...made my nipples hard.

They are saying that it may come as soon as tomorrow, but I just feel glee when I think of the image of Martha being led into Federal Court down here in handcuffs and a business suit.

Shit, I may even go over there to see it!!!!
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just the nipples?
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That's all she gets.

It is a different kind of feeling I get from her than that

Now get back into Mr. Pussy's and answer my question!!!
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"Hey slut! I'm gonna write your momma a letter and tell her you're a whore!"

God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

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God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

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It must've been good--I was on the phone trying to lure a friend over to a dirty little sex show on HBO and he wouldn't budge from Martha, Inc.
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I did not know they made it into a movie.

God she is evil.




BTW - there are not enough dirty little sex shows on HBO...
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BTW - there are not enough dirty little sex shows on HBO...
"Real Sex" last week involved women galloping like horses
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"Hey slut! I'm gonna write your momma a letter and tell her you're a whore!"

God that "Martha, Inc." movie still cracks me up inside!

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She was mean & nasty in that movie.
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"Real Sex" last week involved women galloping like horses
How exactly does that work?

Moreover, how is that sexual???
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ouizy, just make sure you wear a sweater or a wet, white tee shirt. this way ms. stewart will be sure to notice it even easier than normally.
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How exactly does that work?

Moreover, how is that sexual???
It was costumes and roll playing.
Saddles and crops




Flashback to Duran Duran video "Girs on Film"


Yeah, put the clamps on Martha.
I guess she is guilty of not stealing enough.

Ken Lay probably won't get hooked up until his 2004 Pioneer donation check clears.
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Martha: The Indictment.

Starring Meredith Baxter-Burny. Coming soon... and Sally Struthers as the jealous middle sister...

"It's always about Martha! Martha, Martha, Martha!"

I will play the unsuspecting assistant... with sexy results
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My question is how is it that Martha manages to somehow take up so much of your free time thinking about her Ouisy?

I just never get the hatred. Don't like her either, I just happen to not giev a flying fuck about what she thinks is "a good thing."
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