The Person Below Me

[snowbunny00774]

never!!




tpbm is going to school where I mistakenly stayed for cheap!

 

[UberBeaver]

False. I didn't know the Bristol Motel offered courses. Are they pay by the hour too? OOOOOOHHH SNAP YO!


TPBM is considering converting to the Church of NJ.

 

[snowbunny00774]

True



tpbm thinks that even NJ might not be ready for some confessions

 

[UberBeaver]

True, especially those of CoNJ sinners.

TPBM believes that one of the foundations of the CoNJ is that the 4th and unspoken member of the "Trinity" is the buyback.

In nominem Patris et filii et spiritus sancti et buybacis. Amen. *













Three and a half years of seminary school and this is what I take with me.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Can you just be the NJ?


True!!

TPBM can take care of the fourth "Trinity" for his bday*


*or the first half of the fourth trinity if he gets a babysitter and cons the wife into coming

 

[UberBeaver]

False. I'm not not buying myself drinks. When did you become Scottish trying to pull that trick? WTF?

I can't be NJ, that's blasphemy, which, like hell, isn't THAT bad.

TPBM understands that all drinking must occur in fours as it's sacrilege to not complete the proper homage to the New Trinity.

 

[snowbunny00774]

damn. The new congregation is not impressed...especially the Scottish by osmosis part (P )

True. This worshipper is all about proper homage and has in fact been preparing for years.


TPBM is bitter his teachers didn't think him worthy

 

[UberBeaver]

False, those mother fuckers knew what was up.


TPBM is going to tell me the score of the hockey game.

 

[snowbunny00774]

0-0


this nonsense will cost me a fortune in wine...


so yeah..true.

tpbm will let me give a sermon

 

[UberBeaver]

True. Three per Sunday.

Thanks for the score.


TPBM is going to CT to be a missionary a recruit members. lol, members.

 

[Lila64]

 

[UberBeaver]

I don't know what to do.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I don't know what to do.

I think you meant oh fuck? right? Lila..it's your own fault if maddie reads that.




Uhm yeah...true



tpbm will give me a vidcam for the mission RITE???

 

[UberBeaver]

True, and a documentary crew. You ever see "Intervention"? Like that. Only better.

TPBM will not hold me accountable should the CT derail and cause injury.

 

[snowbunny00774]

false. waivers and lots of them.


tpbm will supply the alcohol (in case there is GBH..lots of potential really)

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

False

TPBM is not a teenager

 

[UberBeaver]

AHHH.

True. I'm 32.


TPBM would like to be a pirate.

 

[snowbunny00774]

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

True


TPBM would like to have Keira Knightley's spot in Pirates

 

[Lila64]

If this involves Jack Sparrow, then

tpbm knows of the church of the poison mind

 

[Got Philk?]

no


tpbm would do something crazy for a klondike bar. Klondike bars...

 

[tpsreports2424]

TRUE


tobm has broken their arm

 

[Got Philk?]

false.


The person below me be trippin.

 

[Lila64]

inside your head - spent the day there

tpbm is having/had dessert today

 

[UberBeaver]

True, cookies.

TPBM isn't scared to post # 505.

 

[Lila64]

True UYFA

tpbm will make the new TB thread

 

[Got Philk?]

False. I'm way too lazy.



tpbm might try though.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

False, I'm not allowed in there

TPBM has more than 5000 posts

 

[Got Philk?]

bwahahahahhahahaha!!! false...so false....



tpbm thinks I smell right now and need a shower.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

False....


TPBM was on the phone within the last 10 minutes