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Old 03-02-2008, 01:15 AM   #571
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I once got accosted on a bus on my way home from work by an overeager girl who bleated on and on and on about why I should join a church etc....people around me were sniggering - bastards - she ended up by saying "But when you know about something as wonderful as god, you want to share it and tell everyone about it - like a great party!"....I looked at her and said "Oh! I get it!! Well, I have discovered sex, I really love it and think it's great. I'd really love to share it and tell everyone about it! Are you interested??"....she went scarlet and wouldn't look at, or talk to me for the rest of the trip. The guy on the other side of the aisle nearly peed laughing
That's OWNAGE.

It's also why I don't really proselytise
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She's good! She got let out of hospital late last night, actually, as she did well on all her tests and promised to drink a litre of water as soon as she got home. Sounds like it was some issue in her stomach that they don't think needs attention just yet and will hopefully work itself out. And she found out that she at least has the heart of a super-fit person because she kept setting off some machine with her really strong heartbeat and pissed off all the patients in the same room! Her pancreas may be fucked, but her heart's at least going well.
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State schools in Queensland are made of fail.

The high schools are just absolutely shithouse, and in the primary schools, the teachers get horrendously fucked around. My mother was a teacher aide until they cut her hours from 26 a week to 6 a week in the space of a semester and moved her from teaching remedial numeracy and literacy in grades 1-2, which she was trained to do, to tutoring English as a Second Language students in grades 4-5, which she had never done and had no training to do! She quit in disgust. The primary school she worked at went, in the space of one year, from having 5 teacher aides to just one. Absolutely ridiculous.
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oh shit ! please or MOFO for pop survivor ????
Neither! Abstain! Abstain! Don't do it!

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There is a reason Queensland is the dumbest state
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Neither! Abstain! Abstain! Don't do it!

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i voted.


please 27
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WUDM should have won .
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Good to hear about your mother, Axver.

What are they going to do about her pancreas?
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oh shit ! please or MOFO for pop survivor ????
Mofo! Please has to win!
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I'm guessing Tasmania isn't because intelligence is hereditary?
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Good to hear things are better with your mum Ax
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This performance rocks my soul to the core:
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Thanks for all the good wishes for my mother, folks.

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Good to hear about your mother, Axver.

What are they going to do about her pancreas?
There isn't anything that can be done to solve it, unfortunately. It's just fucked and she has to live with it. She has to watch her diet in a big way and just hope she has no further attacks. It's just ridiculous how her diet has been absolutely slashed. I don't know how she copes.
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There is a reason Queensland is the dumbest state
No shit. Whoever runs the Education Department there is a complete fucking fool. After seeing the conditions in the state schools, there's no way my mother was not sending me to a private one for high school. She'd been a firm believer in the state system until her Queensland experience.
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