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Old 03-02-2008, 12:55 AM   #526
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Liechtensteinism.
Announced by the prophet Kunstmuseum.
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Old 03-02-2008, 12:55 AM   #527
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I don't care what he actually does. He's fast food guy. He vehemently proclaims himself to work at McDonald's, but we all know he's not good enough. He didn't even go to college.
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Fast Food Cop: [speed-reading through the owners manual for the deep fryer] Hmm...I had no idea this was made in Montreal. And since when was I supposed to fry the potatoes? Something sounds off there.

[clock strikes 3 PM]

Fast Food Cop: Well, that was an epic day of work. Now, time to clean up. [sees a customer's wallet, then sees lost and found bin, and throws them both in the garbage] OK, I'm out of this shithole. [sees receipt] Hey, what's this...[stares at it in an intense manner for 15 seconds, trying not to blink]

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I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.

And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.

a while back i was in the middle of something ... ok we will call it fucking and this dude knocks on the door wanting to tell me about loving my neighbour .


THATS WHAT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF !
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I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.

And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
"Hello, I represent the Pastafarians of Australia. Has anyone told you about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?"
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are you the guy that keeps coming to my door trying to get me to change electricity companies??
No, that's Ali, cross-dressing.

She still hasn't given me free electricity.
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Old 03-02-2008, 12:57 AM   #531
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"Hello, I represent the Pastafarians of Australia. Has anyone told you about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?"
The Invisible Pink Unicorn isn't going to be too happy about that one!
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Announced by the prophet Kunstmuseum.
I like this idea actually. Or, how about... Africanism? As announced by the prophet Bono.

All you have to do is have heart, soul, and know how to kneel and say the word "Africa".
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No, that's Ali, cross-dressing.

She still hasn't given me free electricity.

you have to give her something other than muffins in return ax.



virginity for free electricity

sounds like WIN to me !
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"Hello, i represent the Fred Nile Party. We've decided to support homosexuality and will being holding a little soiree next Friday. We'll be calling it the Fred Nile PARTAY!"
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The Invisible Pink Unicorn isn't going to be too happy about that one!


Uh, my high school emblem was a unicorn, that gonna cut it?
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a while back i was in the middle of something ... ok we will call it fucking and this dude knocks on the door wanting to tell me about loving my neighbour .


THATS WHAT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF !


I do hope you said that to him.
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I like this idea actually. Or, how about... Africanism? As announced by the prophet Bono.

All you have to do is have heart, soul, and know how to kneel and say the word "Africa".
And every now and then get Africa rammed down your throat
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"Hello, i represent the Fred Nile Party. We've decided to support homosexuality and will being holding a little soiree next Friday. We'll be calling it the Fred Nile PARTAY!"

fred nile .



BURN MUTHAFUCKER.
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you have to give her something other than muffins in return ax.



virginity for free electricity

sounds like WIN to me !


You're trying to tell me muffins AND chocolate biscuits aren't good enough?
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