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Old 03-02-2008, 12:50 AM   #511
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*knocks on your door*

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This ... "work", it does not involve the Internet?

What a peculiar reality you live in.
I know. The Matrix has me.

And dude, I'm the one who's supposed to go door-knocking around here!

... actually I've been wishing for some Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses to come around, so I can get into a proper theological stoush...
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random bastards are too scared to knock at my door ,

pagan symbols painted on the fence FTW .
But are you interested in Jeebus? You urgently need to know all about how he doesn't exist and didn't do any miracles and told us absolutely nothing useful.
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Old 03-02-2008, 12:51 AM   #515
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*knocks on your door*

Hi gluey, I'd like to talk to you about Jeebus.

i say jeebus too. No-one knocks on my door anymore, telling them to fuck off every time seems to have done the trick
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I'm gladly beyond saving. I once eclaimed excitedly when offered reading material "Great! I was just looking for something to light the fire with!".....
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i say jeebus too. No-one knocks on my door anymore, telling them to fuck off every time seems to have done the trick

yeah babe ! thats the corio way
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But are you interested in Jeebus? You urgently need to know all about how he doesn't exist and didn't do any miracles and told us absolutely nothing useful.
Come on, don't you like paradoxical statements?
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Nobody bothers coming all the way up the right of way to my place

Plus always pretending i'm not home or being a bastard always means people won't come back.

But it's mainly the driveway. I often need to take a packed lunch.
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I know. The Matrix has me.

And dude, I'm the one who's supposed to go door-knocking around here!

... actually I've been wishing for some Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses to come around, so I can get into a proper theological stoush...
I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.

And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
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I'm gladly beyond saving. I once eclaimed excitedly when offered reading material "Great! I was just looking for something to light the fire with!".....


oh man, I'm feeling all whoreish but have to go out Stupid people in stupid hospitals, geez, you think they'd be a bit more considerate of my craic habit.
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I'm gladly beyond saving. I once eclaimed excitedly when offered reading material "Great! I was just looking for something to light the fire with!".....


"Sweet, i needed more reading material for the toile...aw, it's not porn"
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oh man, I'm feeling all whoreish but have to go out Stupid people in stupid hospitals, geez, you think they'd be a bit more considerate of my craic habit.

come over and see my new boots when you are done , then you will know whorish

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I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.

And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
Liechtensteinism.
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I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.

And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
are you the guy that keeps coming to my door trying to get me to change electricity companies??
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