Gluey
Blue Crack Addict
Axver said:
*knocks on your door*
Hi gluey, I'd like to talk to you about Jeebus.
Axver said:
*knocks on your door*
Hi gluey, I'd like to talk to you about Jeebus.
Axver said:
This ... "work", it does not involve the Internet?
What a peculiar reality you live in.
mysterious_jen said:
random bastards are too scared to knock at my door ,
pagan symbols painted on the fence FTW .
Axver said:
*knocks on your door*
Hi gluey, I'd like to talk to you about Jeebus.
coolian2 said:Save me jebus!
cinnaminson said:
i say jeebus too. No-one knocks on my door anymore, telling them to fuck off every time seems to have done the trick
Axver said:
But are you interested in Jeebus? You urgently need to know all about how he doesn't exist and didn't do any miracles and told us absolutely nothing useful.
major_panic said:
I know. The Matrix has me.
And dude, I'm the one who's supposed to go door-knocking around here!
... actually I've been wishing for some Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses to come around, so I can get into a proper theological stoush...
gluey said:
I'm gladly beyond saving. I once eclaimed excitedly when offered reading material "Great! I was just looking for something to light the fire with!".....
gluey said:
I'm gladly beyond saving. I once eclaimed excitedly when offered reading material "Great! I was just looking for something to light the fire with!".....
cinnaminson said:
oh man, I'm feeling all whoreish but have to go out Stupid people in stupid hospitals, geez, you think they'd be a bit more considerate of my craic habit.
Axver said:
I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.
And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
Axver said:
I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.
And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
coolian2 said:
Liechtensteinism.
phillyfan26 said:
I don't care what he actually does. He's fast food guy. He vehemently proclaims himself to work at McDonald's, but we all know he's not good enough. He didn't even go to college.
SCENE 4
Time: CLOSING TIME
Fast Food Cop: [speed-reading through the owners manual for the deep fryer] Hmm...I had no idea this was made in Montreal. And since when was I supposed to fry the potatoes? Something sounds off there.
[clock strikes 3 PM]
Fast Food Cop: Well, that was an epic day of work. Now, time to clean up. [sees a customer's wallet, then sees lost and found bin, and throws them both in the garbage] OK, I'm out of this shithole. [sees receipt] Hey, what's this...[stares at it in an intense manner for 15 seconds, trying not to blink]
COMMERCIAL BREAK - 4 minutes
Axver said:
I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.
And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
Axver said:
I'm really pissed off that the only time a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door, I was in my boxers and feeling sick. I would've loved to have pwnd them with theology.
And don't worry, I'm just doing door-knocking for the fundie Jeebus, not your Jesus. Actually, that'd be really funny to do one day, door-knocking for a non-existent bullshit religion.
cinnaminson said:
are you the guy that keeps coming to my door trying to get me to change electricity companies??
major_panic said:
"Hello, I represent the Pastafarians of Australia. Has anyone told you about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?"
Axver said:
Announced by the prophet Kunstmuseum.
Axver said:
No, that's Ali, cross-dressing.
She still hasn't given me free electricity.
Axver said:
The Invisible Pink Unicorn isn't going to be too happy about that one!
mysterious_jen said:a while back i was in the middle of something ... ok we will call it fucking and this dude knocks on the door wanting to tell me about loving my neighbour .
THATS WHAT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF !
major_panic said:
I like this idea actually. Or, how about... Africanism? As announced by the prophet Bono.
All you have to do is have heart, soul, and know how to kneel and say the word "Africa".
coolian2 said:"Hello, i represent the Fred Nile Party. We've decided to support homosexuality and will being holding a little soiree next Friday. We'll be calling it the Fred Nile PARTAY!"
mysterious_jen said:
you have to give her something other than muffins in return ax.
virginity for free electricity
sounds like WIN to me !