The Osbournes Drinking Game!

~LadyLemon~ · May 5, 2002

Here's How:

1.Fill everyone's glass with their drink of choice.
2.Gather around the television in a comfortable manner and turn on "The Osbournes."
3.Everytime someone on the show gets bleeped for profanity, those playing the game
must take a drink.
4.Everytime Ozzy calls out "SHAAARON!" in his loud, whining voice, it's bottom's up
time! Finish what's left in your drink!

Tips:

1.Only one "SHAAARON" yell counts within the same scene.
2.Keep extra pitchers/blenders of drinks filled and handy. You're gonna need a lot of
refills!
3.Don't drink and drive!

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Just as you find me
Always I will be
A little bit too free
With myself

Zoomerang96 · May 5, 2002

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:

3.Don't drink and drive!

so what you are really saying is dont have fun then, right?

cause you think you know all about drinking and driving?

*hijacks another thread

**scores another point

***lurks in his room with a gun and a pack of sandwiches

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-deathbear

UnforgettableLemon · May 5, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
so what you are really saying is dont have fun then, right?

cause you think you know all about drinking and driving?

*hijacks another thread

**scores another point

***lurks in his room with a gun and a pack of sandwiches

One of my friends was recently temporarily paralyzed because of a drunk driver. One was permanently paralyzed. Another was killed.

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But it melts in the sun like a life without love
And I've waited for you so i'll keep holding onWithout you

LarryMullen's POPAngel · May 5, 2002

Bear you suck.

I'm sorry about your friends, Jason.

oliveu2cm · May 5, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
so what you are really saying is dont have fun then, right?

cause you think you know all about drinking and driving?

*hijacks another thread

**scores another point

***lurks in his room with a gun and a pack of sandwiches

this is the most thoughtless and stupid post i've read on interference.

Zooropa · May 5, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
so what you are really saying is dont have fun then, right?

cause you think you know all about drinking and driving?

*hijacks another thread

**scores another point

***lurks in his room with a gun and a pack of sandwiches

Somethings just aren't funny, and if you are serious Deathbear, then you have serious problems.

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP

Zooropa · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:

Here's How:

1.Fill everyone's glass with their drink of choice.
2.Gather around the television in a comfortable manner and turn on "The Osbournes."
3.Everytime someone on the show gets bleeped for profanity, those playing the game
must take a drink.
4.Everytime Ozzy calls out "SHAAARON!" in his loud, whining voice, it's bottom's up
time! Finish what's left in your drink!

Tips:

1.Only one "SHAAARON" yell counts within the same scene.
2.Keep extra pitchers/blenders of drinks filled and handy. You're gonna need a lot of
refills!
3.Don't drink and drive!

Sounds Like FUN!!!!!!!! Can we drink straight from the bottle? How does that affect things?

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP

~LadyLemon~ · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zooropa:
Sounds Like FUN!!!!!!!! Can we drink straight from the bottle? How does that affect things?

I wouldn't advise drinking straight liquor from the bottle!

Beer yes, hehe.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · May 6, 2002

You still there, girl? Check out IO, hehe

PS-I'm drinking slush right now!!

~LadyLemon~ · May 6, 2002

Yeah, I'm still here...gotta work til 2 tonight! Pass the slush!

Zoomerang96 · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zooropa:
Somethings just aren't funny, and if you are serious Deathbear, then you have serious problems.

ummm...

i have a few stories dealing with drinking and driving myself.

you have little idea of what i had to deal with last summer, this coming summer and the summer afterwards.

my baseball team has plenty of road trips and they enjoy drinking afterwards.

drinking in the car that is.

this is the single biggest issue i have to deal with, starting next week.

i would never be that fucking stupid to think drinking and driving is a good thing to do.

this whole thread was rediculous to begin with and my sarcasm was playing with it.

in closing if you think i was serious, have fun. i wasnt. not at all, and really, i am terribly sorry to hear what unforgettablelemon has had to deal with.

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-deathbear

Zoomerang96 · May 6, 2002

look, i know its late, but this is that important to me that you all know where i stand on this that i will continue to bump this thread up until the people who were decieved about my inital post tell me they know where i stand.

i would never EVER want to offend someone in this manner, EVER.

i cannot stress enough the importance of this to me.

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-deathbear

Zooropa · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
look, i know its late, but this is that important to me that you all know where i stand on this that i will continue to bump this thread up until the people who were decieved about my inital post tell me they know where i stand.

i would never EVER want to offend someone in this manner, EVER.

i cannot stress enough the importance of this to me.

I don't understand your sarcasm in regards to this matter, as you have said earlier that the idea of drinking and driving is obviously a stupid and dangerous combination, which is why I questioned you joking about it. I am releaved to hear that you weren't serious, but I believe my initial post covered my feelings well. However, sometimes things get misunderstood, and you are right, I don't know all that much about you and may have overeacted a bit in my response. Being a sarcastic person myself, I often find in funny that I don't always get other peoples sarcasm! Alas, I am sorry to hear that you are in line for some tough times, and although I am a newbie and don't know all that much about your situation and/or problems, any moral support you may need, I will be more than happy to give.

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP

Zoomerang96 · May 6, 2002

thanks alot zooropa, thanks for responding.

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-deathbear

Zooropa · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
thanks alot zooropa, thanks for responding.

Glad to put you at ease!

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP

oliveu2cm · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
look, i know its late, but this is that important to me that you all know where i stand on this that i will continue to bump this thread up until the people who were decieved about my inital post tell me they know where i stand.

i would never EVER want to offend someone in this manner, EVER.

i cannot stress enough the importance of this to me.

I figured you were joking but I thought and still think it was a tasteless joke. I understand sarcasm but some things I do not have a sense of humor about. but thanks for at least clarifying.

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Roll over and whisper some goodness

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LarryMullen's POPAngel · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
look, i know its late, but this is that important to me that you all know where i stand on this that i will continue to bump this thread up until the people who were decieved about my inital post tell me they know where i stand.

i would never EVER want to offend someone in this manner, EVER.

i cannot stress enough the importance of this to me.

Thanks for setting the record straight, bear.

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Anyway you need me
All I want is you

[This message has been edited by LarryMullen's_POPAngel (edited 05-06-2002).]

UnforgettableLemon · May 6, 2002

Sorry if I seemed overreactive, bear. Glad to see you understand though.

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And you brighten my life like a polystyrene hat
But it melts in the sun like a life without love
And I've waited for you so i'll keep holding onWithout you

Zoomerang96 · May 6, 2002

the way you interpretted me, you had every right to be upset... but its all cleared up now.

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-deathbear

~LadyLemon~ · May 6, 2002

Come on...group hug!

Zoomerang96 · May 6, 2002

no.

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-deathbear

LarryMullen's POPAngel · May 6, 2002

Can I get an "amen"?

LarryMullen's POPAngel · May 6, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
no.

*hugs bear silly before bitch-slapping him

UnforgettableLemon · May 7, 2002

I'd take a hug but I think my girlfriend might get jealous... Oh, what the hell. C'mere!

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And you brighten my life like a polystyrene hat
But it melts in the sun like a life without love
And I've waited for you so i'll keep holding onWithout you

UnforgettableLemon · May 7, 2002

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:

***lurks in his room with a gun and a pack of sandwiches

On a much lighter note, Talk Show Host is a great song.

Ice~Princess · May 7, 2002

That's a great idea, I saw about a TV show somewhere.

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