The Official Lancemc Disappearance Thread

[LMP]

You'll have whatever life Lance Doe wants you to have.

<.< >.>

???

 

[lazarus]

I'm petaling as fast as I can!!

 

[Bonochick]

Lance is so toying with you guys. Logging in, watching you adore him from afar.

 

[No spoken words]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

what am I looking at here?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

what am I looking at here?

noodz

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Someone describe it too me, I am blind!

 

[No spoken words]

It's the teaser poster art for James Cameron's Avatar, to be released in 2009. If that does not lure Lance to make his return, as Lance and not an alter, nothing will. Nothing. Ever. Not even if Laz repents for ABANDONING HIS BOY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

are you the third revelation?

how about some Zoey pics?

 

[BoMac]

I heard a confirmed rumour that Lance was staying at the San Remo in Atlanta, Germany. Apparently Zoey was there on "business" and he wanted to see for himself.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I've found him! I think this is Lance standing to Zooey's right with the guitar...

Or did Zooey shoot him dead?

 

[LMP]

It's the teaser poster art for James Cameron's Avatar, to be released in 2009. If that does not lure Lance to make his return, as Lance and not an alter, nothing will. Nothing. Ever. Not even if Laz repents for ABANDONING HIS BOY!!!!!!!!!!

He's just a bastard in a basket from the middle of the desert.

I bet he's making love to his MGS4 disc right now, that's what the hole in the middle was made for.

 

[Sicy]

Lance is so toying with you guys. Logging in, watching you adore him from afar.

yeah, yawn.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, we know he's been logging in, hence our screaming "WE KNOW YOU ARE LOGGED IN" a few pages back.

 

[LMP]

It's like if you thought you lost a puppy, but he's just staring at you from outside your window.

 

[No spoken words]

Except your puppy is really a bitch.

 

[monkeyskin]

And starts yapping and racing around whenever Zooey appears on the telly.

 

[LMP]

Except your puppy is really a bitch.

Somewhere, the mother dog is humping the mailman's leg.

 

[Dalton]

Laz, you will probably find lance hiding behind his mom's beef curtains.

 

[lazarus]

I've found him! I think this is Lance standing to Zooey's right with the guitar...

I think the restraining order prevents Lance from getting anywhere near that close.

Myself, on the other hand...

 

[lazarus]

Laz, you will probably find lance hiding behind his mom's beef curtains.

Those curtains have been yanked open more times than the ones at my local movie theatre.

The floor's about as sticky, too.

 

[LMP]

Wasn't that where Pee-Wee got caught?

 

[Lila64]

He's on

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

^

 

[Lancemc]

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[No spoken words]

Well look at that.

 

[corianderstem]

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Booooooooooooooooooooobs.

 

[Lila64]

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Nice rack

 

[Lancemc]

It will take more than moving a thread to satisfy me.

I <3 U.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

lance!!!!!!!!!!!


u got a nice rack there buddy....