The Official Lancemc Disappearance Thread

[No spoken words]

So that's the show you've been talking about... okay.

Is it hard to get a hold of? That's what she said.

No, not at all. Available here, on DVD, region 1 and everything.

 

[LMP]

Nice!

After the mini-Scorses-athon and Allen-athons, I'll get to it.

I can't buy the Woody Allen set because I need an external hard drive. Dammit.

 

[No spoken words]

Nice!

After the mini-Scorses-athon and Allen-athons, I'll get to it.

I can't buy the Woody Allen set because I need an external hard drive. Dammit.

That blows. Well, at least you were able to help Laz and I buy it, that has to count for something.

 

[LMP]

That blows. Well, at least you were able to help Laz and I buy it, that has to count for something.

Oh certainly.

I'd love to get it at some point. Too great of a deal to pass up entirely.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh certainly.

I'd love to get it at some point. Too great of a deal to pass up entirely.

Buy it and hang on to it until you can watch them.

 

[LMP]

I would, but I won't have the money to do it.

I can either get a 320 GB drive for $125, or a 1 TB (a motherfucking terabyte!) for $200. There goes my money.

If I get any more, it will go to the Allen set. I don't want to ask my parents because they've already gotten me an expensive gift this year.

 

[lazarus]

Hey, maybe we can all pitch in and get it for you as a birthday present!!








Yeah, right.

 

[lazarus]

I don't want to ask my parents because they've already gotten me an expensive gift this year.

So THAT'S where special Lady Friend came from.

 

[Old_Snake]

A sneaking mission huh?

On site procurement I presume...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

 

[LMP]

I just ended up getting a 500 GB one for only $100 bucks, so I might have $ for the Woody Allen set after all.

 

[No spoken words]

Lance, you prick, I know you're on the site right now!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Yeah, earlier I totally saw his name under the "Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread" thing.

I think it was the Movie reviews thread.

Impressive. Most impressive.

 

[lazarus]

That stealthy little bitch.

"Damn, I thought once I left the mom jokes would stop! What do I have to do?!"

 

[LMP]

Lance, you prick, I know you're on the site right now!

This is madness.

 

[Old_Snake]

That stealthy little bitch.

"Damn, I thought once I left the mom jokes would stop! What do I have to do?!"

This is real life, not some fantasy game.

 

[monkeyskin]

Lance! Lance! LANCE! No, he's not seen me... LANCE!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

day 3... No sightings...

 

[lazarus]

If you're a premium member, are you able to see the last time someone logged on?

EDIT: HE'S ON RIGHT NOW. HE IS ON RIGHT NOW.

I feel like I'm in a horror movie..."The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

 

[LMP]

Maybe he's weak from the hunger strike to push Avatar's release date back to this Christmas.

 

[lazarus]

And just like that...he's gone, into the night.

 

[LMP]

Shit, talk about obscure references. What a crazy movie.

 

[monkeyskin]

Maybe he's like Keyser Soze?

If he is, I'm betting that we'll never hear from him again.

 

[LMP]

Now I'm picturing Laz dropping a coffee cup while Lance limps away on the sidewalk, then straightens it out and gets into a car with Muldfeld.

 

[monkeyskin]

ooo pwned.

In fact, maybe we're all pawns in Keysermc's devilish machinations.

 

[LMP]

As long as I'm not Stephen Baldwin, it's all good.

 

[monkeyskin]

You'll have whatever life Lance Doe wants you to have.

<.< >.>

 

[Lila64]

Now I'm picturing Laz dropping a coffee cup while Lance limps away on the sidewalk, then straightens it out and gets into a car with Muldfeld.

 

[Old_Snake]

Grr, I'm not like Big Boss. I don't know much about tracking things...

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

could it be.......................................