The Office (UK series) Appreciation Thread

[{paintedroses}]

You wouldn't want to! Its a girls' drink anyway

 

[Aardvark747]

A-ha! I'll stick with the Stella then...

 

[Tilli]

Hmmm...

There is even an office quote to fit this..
“Me, lager. Finchy, Lager. Gareth, lager sometimes cider, so different drinks for different...needs.” - David.

 

[Aardvark747]

^
*goes to Chasers that same night*

"AHHH! It's alright I havent got any balls!"

 

[Tilli]

^Ha! I love the scene where they are all in the bar and he moves the woman who is in the wheelchair out of the way so he can get out and she nearly spills her drink.

I work with disabled people and have seen that done so many times - there are so many cringeworthy but funny moments in this show!

 

[Aardvark747]

Gareth, trying out a chat up line in Chasers:

"Condom’s come in all different flavours nowadays...There’s strawberry and curry and that. Do you like curry?"

 

[{paintedroses}]

^ how could anyone turn that down?!

 

[Aardvark747]

Morning PR!

 

[Tilli]

^ how could anyone turn that down?!

Indeed, Gareth is such a catch:

“I can read women. And you’ve got to know their wants and their needs, and that can be anything from making sure she’s got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she’s gratified sexually after intercourse.” -Gareth.



Morning everyone!

 

[Aardvark747]

"You got good buttocks Gareth?"

"Yes"

"Can we see them?"

"No - GAY"

 

[Tilli]

I love Gareth and Tim's conversations:

“If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?”
“You’re thinking how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro.”
“No.”
“You’re thinking if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes.”
“No. And you can’t”
“What are you thinking Gareth?”
“I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.”

 

[{paintedroses}]

Indeed, Gareth is such a catch:

“I can read women. And you’ve got to know their wants and their needs, and that can be anything from making sure she’s got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she’s gratified sexually after intercourse.” -Gareth.

His ladyfriend on speakerphone - "Are you gonna bring the toys?"

Tim - "Is is Kerplunk? Cos if its Kerplunk I'm coming."

 

[Aardvark747]

"Yep......look forward to...doing it to you too"

 

[{paintedroses}]

Gareth trying to impress Rachel..

“If you like top trumps you should come to me. I got about five different sets. Don’t try to beat me on monster trucks though cos you won’t. My specialty.”

 

[Aardvark747]

"You will NEVER win.......could still be fun though"

 

[{paintedroses}]

" I used to play it, just by myself, dummy hand, just testing out every different scenario, which cards beat which other cards for hours, three or four hours at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious.”



^ new nerd smilie!

 

[Aardvark747]

Gareth on girls....

"When cherries are ripe, they're ready for plucking, when girls are sixteen, they're ready for..."

 

[Tilli]

Gareth on people's misconceptions of him:

“People look at me, they say he’s tough, he was in the army he’s gonna be hard, by the book. But I am caring, and sensitive. Isn’t Schindler’s list a brilliant film?”

 

[Aardvark747]

Brent:-

"If people asked me to name 3 genius', I probably wouldnt say Einstein, Newton.........u know. I'd say, Milligan, Cleese, Everett.......Sessions."

 

[{paintedroses}]

When Dawn bends down to get something, Finchy: "While you're down there love"

 

[Aardvark747]

When Dawn bends down to get something, Finchy: "While you're down there love"

"Gimme half hour with her i'd be up to my nuts in guts"

 

[Tilli]

“So there I am, back of the cab, both of them got their laughing gear round my old single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle, yeah-”
“ha, his knob.”

Finchy and David.

 

[Aardvark747]

(on the phone to Finchy)

"U coming in?.....Oh why not?"

"COS I'M ALREADY HERE U FAT TWAT!!"

 

[{paintedroses}]

Finch makes me

 

[Aardvark747]

Finch makes me

He's a legend! Have u seen him in Corrie now!?

 

[{paintedroses}]

Nooo! How did I miss that?

 

[Aardvark747]

^He's in it now, playing a nice guy. Helping out Shelley in the Rovers!

 

[{paintedroses}]

Wow! Have you seen Gareth in Pirates of the Caribbean? And Tim in the Ali G movie and Love Actually?!

 

[Aardvark747]

^Love Actually is superb. His role was very funny!
I love Hugh in his bumbling brit roles. Notting Hill is my fave tho. I saw Pirates....I hated it!

 

[{paintedroses}]

Pirates is only good for Mr. Depp

Hugh Grant is best in About A Boy and Bridget Jones... and by best I mean sexiest